I am crying

Ok, Mary Beth... ok.

Its growing....

It's about to get hot

the future is now

When someone asks "how's work?"

I think it is time to start a diet...

some doggy luke vets

We all wanna know how

Eres un tonto por traducir esto

politics aside, Israel is not a legitmate country

Found in a local Italian restaurant...

relatable

My school offers two different kinds of contraceptives

Look at hEr ha ha

Dog Detector

Boss is being summoned

Get to the Shoppa!

Get yr taxonomy straight kids

I love this show so much

Painful

Follow the instructions thoroughly

Ok, You are right :)

Vicious attack caught on camera

totally agrere

Can confirm that this works.

yes

My teacher sent this. His name is Robert.

Repeatedly baffled christendom by continuing to live

Wonder who's idea this really was!

But he won tho

Anon burns

Praying mantis got no chill

I'm baby

wedge

My mom just sent me this picture and said "I only see the world in black and white"

P for Prozac

Epilogue

Pervy perv perv

OoO0oooOh....tHat actUaLLy l00k vEry c0oL

is this relatable enough ??

Oh okay...

And a diet pepsi

Also the complementary RayBan aviators

the rite of passage

I'm starting with the man in the mirror

I peed my pants after that one

Invasion is coming! get ready.

Who knows it?

He just wont let you...

numa

Hard worker

Not me, it was the cat

Works great for me

He saw some sh*t

Shut up Jennifer

 

Was going somewhere with a friend. Called shotgun. Did not get shotgun.

Avengers "coming" soon

As long as I live idc what you look like

What about the soul

Just so we’re clear

My answer to some bathroom graffiti

Big brain move

Stay fancy.

Not really humorous but this made me smile today so wanted to share :)

Greg has been nurtured

I wonder what could POSSIBLY go wrong

This is how it goes in the bible right

When People ask why I dont watch foreign films

I don’t have pet peeves

A happy accidental misidentification

Remedy for them terrible 2’s.

It aint much but its honest

God damn it obi wan I told you to update the sat nav!

How to tell when the train isn’t coming!

RIP Charlotte NC

Duality of man

This diet Vogue printed in the 70s is my jam

My local supermarket has a giant roomba. "His" name is Marty and he detects spills including the blood it will shed once it becomes sentient.

No haws in here

The tables turned right around the summer of 2011

Guy running for City Council sent me a text, this was our exchange

This badass

Thanos vs Duolingo bird who wins?

A new journey

Found this while walking around my neighborhood

I can almost hear it now

An interesting take on cosplaying

Yes, yes we do.

hmkay

Google earth takes dogs privacy very seriously

Our Sad World

Gotch yer mandingo!

Our future is looking bright

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Should have responded to the email.

i would like to try that

Before internet reviews

Mastaa