good at standing on both feet at the same time
Ok, Mary Beth... ok.
It's about to get hot
the future is now
When someone asks "how's work?"
I think it is time to start a diet...
some doggy luke vets
We all wanna know how
Eres un tonto por traducir esto
politics aside, Israel is not a legitmate country
Found in a local Italian restaurant...
My school offers two different kinds of contraceptives
Look at hEr ha ha
Boss is being summoned
Get to the Shoppa!
Get yr taxonomy straight kids
I love this show so much
Follow the instructions thoroughly
Ok, You are right :)
Vicious attack caught on camera
Can confirm that this works.
My teacher sent this. His name is Robert.
Repeatedly baffled christendom by continuing to live
Wonder who's idea this really was!
But he won tho
Praying mantis got no chill
My mom just sent me this picture and said "I only see the world in black and white"
P for Prozac
Pervy perv perv
OoO0oooOh....tHat actUaLLy l00k vEry c0oL
is this relatable enough ??
And a diet pepsi
Also the complementary RayBan aviators
the rite of passage
I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I peed my pants after that one
Invasion is coming! get ready.
Who knows it?
He just wont let you...
Not me, it was the cat
Works great for me
He saw some sh*t
Shut up Jennifer
Was going somewhere with a friend. Called shotgun. Did not get shotgun.
Avengers "coming" soon
As long as I live idc what you look like
What about the soul
Just so we’re clear
My answer to some bathroom graffiti
Big brain move
Not really humorous but this made me smile today so wanted to share :)
Greg has been nurtured
I wonder what could POSSIBLY go wrong
This is how it goes in the bible right
When People ask why I dont watch foreign films
I don’t have pet peeves
A happy accidental misidentification
Remedy for them terrible 2’s.
It aint much but its honest
God damn it obi wan I told you to update the sat nav!
How to tell when the train isn’t coming!
RIP Charlotte NC
Duality of man
This diet Vogue printed in the 70s is my jam
My local supermarket has a giant roomba. "His" name is Marty and he detects spills including the blood it will shed once it becomes sentient.
No haws in here
The tables turned right around the summer of 2011
Guy running for City Council sent me a text, this was our exchange
Thanos vs Duolingo bird who wins?
A new journey
Found this while walking around my neighborhood
I can almost hear it now
An interesting take on cosplaying
Yes, yes we do.
Google earth takes dogs privacy very seriously
Our Sad World
Gotch yer mandingo!
Our future is looking bright
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Should have responded to the email.
i would like to try that
Before internet reviews
WasteOfBreath be like: *drools*