This diet Vogue printed in the 70s is my jam

My local supermarket has a giant roomba. "His" name is Marty and he detects spills including the blood it will shed once it becomes sentient.

No haws in here

The tables turned right around the summer of 2011

Guy running for City Council sent me a text, this was our exchange

This badass

Thanos vs Duolingo bird who wins?

A new journey

Found this while walking around my neighborhood

I can almost hear it now

An interesting take on cosplaying

Yes, yes we do.

hmkay

Google earth takes dogs privacy very seriously

Our Sad World

Gotch yer mandingo!

Our future is looking bright

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Should have responded to the email.

i would like to try that

Before internet reviews

Mastaa

WasteOfBreath be like: *drools*

Bold wife!

No baby i don't squirt.......

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

It hurts how accurate this is

There was a car crash in Wroclaw, Poland

If I was the teacher I would give this kid an A

Excuse me wtf

Fast food philosophies

yes, i am a gaymer

Bored Lord.

Book

Feeling unclean.

Thank you Thanos!

sbev.. what

If you're ever feeling useless, remember that bags of ice have nutrition information.

How do I rotate trees?

Very cool google

(insert bilbo baggins quote)

Sorry Hugelol wemen, our hearts are taken.

Are they though?

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Still makes me laugh

British Mexico!!

Those god dam humans

Big Pokeballs

Whenever you plug in that USB drive

Confused screaming

Smooth and silky

Drywall

Found Waldo in the Bathroom

He'll never know

Minimum

Found at my local Five Guys

The hero we need, but we don't deserve

R > p

I can too.

First time?

Every damn time ...

He is a national hero

Low budget cosplay does it again

Bad News Jim

Momma didn't raise no quitter

literally me

Blankets.

Relatable

Early Ronald McDonald was nightmare fuel.

He’ll always find you

All it takes is 15 minutes

Shout out to my Nuts for hanging in there..

Lonelyman and his mirror.

She lowkey thicc tho

Cat shapes

This made me snicker

And that's why it's great Anon

One proud dad

"Winner" of the space race

One Piece Cosplay

Don't do pedophilia kids!

Why is this so accurate though

I hear yoga is good

Bells on a torn mouth

If your wife is Vegan. So are you

And that, boys and girls, is why you wrap your hands/wrists when boxing

A bat no

Anon the secret agent

My mother prakend my step dad for April fools and the kid at the store Facebooked about it! She gave him a ridiculous shopping list... He paid the kid 10 dollars to help him find the items.

Husband has full blown heart attack

"you cant just take prequel memes and quote Descartes"

Try me ho

Tucked in bed like a burrito seems like the best sleep

Somethings in the air

Tickled me

my coworkers were PISSED

Apple’s newest adapter most versatile yet.

"I know what i said"

The past redefined.

April Fool's Day: Roommate Edition