I'm afraid, our vacuum will quit soon. It seems he had an interview...

Man's wife saves all her Amazon purchase boxes from the past 2 years to place on her porch for her husband to come home and see this April 1.

We should be as dedicated as this guy.

This shit was mad annoying

Alternate lyrics

Mexicans can roast pretty dang good.

A friend of mine may be committing murder later today.

Damn that’s true

I should get a VPN

This is true thou ...

My coworker changed up the Aquaman poster today.

Got a new scarf at CVS

I wanna know who getting turned on by hulk titties

Local police enjoying the spirit of the day.

for this april fools, you get truely awful posts from me

only if they are 500 years old

It's daquan

yoinks

Sense of fashion

Making light of unfortunate circumstances?

Anon is autistic

An April's Fool idea from Utah DOT

Now i can't even sleep!

Please let this be a normal field trip

dinner is served ***

F for seal

penis

yer name

tomato

April's fool Wisdom deserves a repost 2 years later

gibbed

oof

"The only difference between humans and animals is brain size. Bibongo!"

Saw this at a store in Vegas

Not related here though

Found her like this after looking for 5 min

Modern problems reeeeeequire modern solutions

We had a mandatory event at work and I was assigned to bring a dessert.

At least the dark thoughts come back, DAD!

I won't let this format die.

We can make a movie out of this guy's life

Corre, John, corre!

My high school gov teacher put himself on a cover of Forbes and read it on a plane while he sat in first class for the first time in his life.

They're horrible

This is the ideal male body, you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

Why is the glass gay?

Falsehoods by nathanwpyle

Man she must be busy

This coffee shop at Temple U has got a skilled cartoonist

Nyoooooom!

Contagious laugh

The saddest of all

Say hello to summer.

Well..God wanted to make sure he's dead

Dinner is served, ***.

Soooo meee....

Oh God that's disgusting! Which site though?

Completely unprompted, my son cut a paper spider out and taped it inside my wife's lampshade and I've never been more proud.

Reading old messages and posts on Facebook

Ramsay is proud of his son

Jesus take the wheel... of my Ferrari

My son picked out his own back to school tshirt.

God's unconditional love

surrender time

A tribute to the godfather..

Welcome to Montana!

I hope you like bratwurst

Cousins

My niece was not happy with how bad I was at Mario last night

‍

Oh, it hurts

Get ready boys

Can't wait for the harvest!

The Rock on a croc

Which side are you? I prefer Koalition

Blu

Poképosting

Ms. Frizzle's hardcore

We stand at the crossroads of history

For the greater good

lil Mac from punch-out met mike Tyson today! How adorable!

Night of the hunt for clues

God Damn It Florida

dex build

Would be a great movie!

Aprils fool

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

A Calm evening....wait .....nooo!!!

Naymow

How many mistakes have been made in ignorance

Das good shit.

HuaWei to hell

I photoshopped a shark and manatee together and he is my son, my legacy, my prodigy: the Manatark

Anon is special

Cyka Blyat

Russian spring

PSA: Don't eat the chocolate eggs

sick rap incoming

Grammer hell

Sellout