Well..God wanted to make sure he's dead

Dinner is served, ***.

Soooo meee....

Oh God that's disgusting! Which site though?

Completely unprompted, my son cut a paper spider out and taped it inside my wife's lampshade and I've never been more proud.

Reading old messages and posts on Facebook

Ramsay is proud of his son

Jesus take the wheel... of my Ferrari

My son picked out his own back to school tshirt.

God's unconditional love

surrender time

A tribute to the godfather..

Welcome to Montana!

I hope you like bratwurst

Cousins

My niece was not happy with how bad I was at Mario last night

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Oh, it hurts

Get ready boys

Can't wait for the harvest!

The Rock on a croc

Which side are you? I prefer Koalition

Blu

Poképosting

Ms. Frizzle's hardcore

We stand at the crossroads of history

For the greater good

lil Mac from punch-out met mike Tyson today! How adorable!

Night of the hunt for clues

God Damn It Florida

dex build

Would be a great movie!

Aprils fool

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

A Calm evening....wait .....nooo!!!

Naymow

How many mistakes have been made in ignorance

Das good shit.

HuaWei to hell

I photoshopped a shark and manatee together and he is my son, my legacy, my prodigy: the Manatark

Anon is special

Cyka Blyat

Russian spring

PSA: Don't eat the chocolate eggs

sick rap incoming

Grammer hell

Sellout

thinking about how the original star wars trilogy ties in with the new trilogy

Plus she made my ears bleed

When the priest hella cute

Hogwarts magic behind the camera

So many things are wrong here

Mmmm watcha sayyyyy

He looks just like you

Kneel says the demon light

Liking every post I see

The cat that looks more like Ron Perlman than Ron Perlman does

Bob Ross save me

Local bakery closed down after 109 years. This was posted on the Pd facebook.

Gotta poop!

A very clever dad indeed.

The relationship between your degree and what you're working in.

I work at a vet hospital. Just left the morning crew a little April Fools surprise

Mustarded

It just works.

Invisible Level: Drax

The "Dad" tax.

Purple Heart recipient with a sense of humor.

Anon wonders

Woof!Woof!

Checkmate

calling in sick to work

He must have had one hell of a Lawyer.

@coca-cola

When mum tells you not to play with your food

Sound advice from King Bob 111th of his name

Sooo true!

He can spell “eat”. The other part is coincidence.

Early Russian teleportation experiments

But I have to find the right video first

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Ohh noooo Cartoon Network

When blue haired girl in marketing department didn't think it trough

So, my kid wore a green jacket in his school pictures.

Make some moves Dude..!!

a friendly reminder from the chinese police

Who doesnt agree?

Subway German

quick, hotkey the floss

Today is the day Ron Swanson was stuck in 94 meetings, enjoy your day.

Voldemort had to do some thinking before coming up with his name

He is not happy..!!

Was wondering why there's a delay

I found a new toilet paper holder yesterday.

Stand up for science

This is so sad. Can we hit Emperor Crimson?

self consciousness 100

Which one is the most useless?

It's even worse than I imagined

Its only right