I work at a vet hospital. Just left the morning crew a little April Fools surprise

Mustarded

It just works.

Invisible Level: Drax

The "Dad" tax.

Purple Heart recipient with a sense of humor.

Anon wonders

Woof!Woof!

Checkmate

calling in sick to work

He must have had one hell of a Lawyer.

@coca-cola

When mum tells you not to play with your food

Sound advice from King Bob 111th of his name

Sooo true!

He can spell “eat”. The other part is coincidence.

Early Russian teleportation experiments

But I have to find the right video first

✈

Ohh noooo Cartoon Network

When blue haired girl in marketing department didn't think it trough

So, my kid wore a green jacket in his school pictures.

Make some moves Dude..!!

a friendly reminder from the chinese police

Who doesnt agree?

Subway German

quick, hotkey the floss

Today is the day Ron Swanson was stuck in 94 meetings, enjoy your day.

Voldemort had to do some thinking before coming up with his name

He is not happy..!!

Was wondering why there's a delay

I found a new toilet paper holder yesterday.

Stand up for science

This is so sad. Can we hit Emperor Crimson?

self consciousness 100

Which one is the most useless?

It's even worse than I imagined

Its only right

The best piece of bathroom graffiti

Better brush up

Always made this happy to me!

The beauty of frying pans are magnificent

Naval engagement

I wish I had the balls to do this...

So it is with us

If teachers had guns!

I think my cat is trying to summon a demon!

Kevin Smith & Ben Affleck 10 Year Challenge

The left one looks hot... I MEANT THE RIGHT! THE RIGHT ONE!!!

reee

Anon needs more energy

C O D E. R E D

Why life?

This meta plaque in Toronto

The eye of the tiger

The older I get, the more I relate to Hank Hill

Yeetus that fetus

You have cancer, but this doesn’t mean you have cancer

A Dinosaur’s dream

I’m confused now.

Who wants to be a millionaire

microwave

the anthem of an era

Strange But Funny Sign Board

banana

Unpopular opinion: truly 90's kids were actually born in the 80's

The Alaska Krakatoa Anniversary is coming up.

youtube kids

Can’t argue

Up!

Air is toxic but it takes 85~ years to kill a human

This is what you get for visiting your granny

Well...shit.

Best. Thing. Ever!!

The arc continues

Accurate!!

hidden evil

A calf resting on a calf.

Dude's a better dad than mine was.

How can this be so accurate

wholesome

I'm sure we've all been there Dylan

UmU

Anons have dreams too

Bloody Russian scammers

They will come. One day. Maybe.

Work hard till you make it!

Sugma

Initial School

exposed

blame society

How to get blocked by Gordon Ramsay

EU intensifies

Just don't even think about it, it'll make you go crazy.

You know it’s true..

Ez clap

Article 13 ?

Hows life

Godammit adblock

The best type of award