I'm baby

wedge

My mom just sent me this picture and said "I only see the world in black and white"

P for Prozac

Epilogue

Pervy perv perv

OoO0oooOh....tHat actUaLLy l00k vEry c0oL

is this relatable enough ??

Oh okay...

And a diet pepsi

Also the complementary RayBan aviators

the rite of passage

I'm starting with the man in the mirror

I peed my pants after that one

Invasion is coming! get ready.

Who knows it?

He just wont let you...

numa

Hard worker

Not me, it was the cat

Works great for me

He saw some sh*t

Shut up Jennifer

 

Was going somewhere with a friend. Called shotgun. Did not get shotgun.

Avengers "coming" soon

As long as I live idc what you look like

What about the soul

Just so we’re clear

My answer to some bathroom graffiti

Big brain move

Stay fancy.

Not really humorous but this made me smile today so wanted to share :)

Greg has been nurtured

I wonder what could POSSIBLY go wrong

This is how it goes in the bible right

When People ask why I dont watch foreign films

I don’t have pet peeves

A happy accidental misidentification

Remedy for them terrible 2’s.

It aint much but its honest

God damn it obi wan I told you to update the sat nav!

How to tell when the train isn’t coming!

RIP Charlotte NC

Duality of man

This diet Vogue printed in the 70s is my jam

My local supermarket has a giant roomba. "His" name is Marty and he detects spills including the blood it will shed once it becomes sentient.

No haws in here

The tables turned right around the summer of 2011

Guy running for City Council sent me a text, this was our exchange

This badass

Thanos vs Duolingo bird who wins?

A new journey

Found this while walking around my neighborhood

I can almost hear it now

An interesting take on cosplaying

Yes, yes we do.

hmkay

Google earth takes dogs privacy very seriously

Our Sad World

Gotch yer mandingo!

Our future is looking bright

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Should have responded to the email.

i would like to try that

Before internet reviews

Mastaa

WasteOfBreath be like: *drools*

Bold wife!

No baby i don't squirt.......

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)

It hurts how accurate this is

There was a car crash in Wroclaw, Poland

If I was the teacher I would give this kid an A

Excuse me wtf

Fast food philosophies

yes, i am a gaymer

Bored Lord.

Book

Feeling unclean.

Thank you Thanos!

sbev.. what

If you're ever feeling useless, remember that bags of ice have nutrition information.

How do I rotate trees?

Very cool google

(insert bilbo baggins quote)

Sorry Hugelol wemen, our hearts are taken.

Are they though?

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on

Still makes me laugh

British Mexico!!

Those god dam humans

Big Pokeballs

Whenever you plug in that USB drive

Confused screaming

Smooth and silky

Drywall

Found Waldo in the Bathroom

He'll never know

Minimum