Avengers "coming" soon
As long as I live idc what you look like
What about the soul
Just so we’re clear
My answer to some bathroom graffiti
Big brain move
Stay fancy.
Not really humorous but this made me smile today so wanted to share :)
Greg has been nurtured
I wonder what could POSSIBLY go wrong
This is how it goes in the bible right
When People ask why I dont watch foreign films
I don’t have pet peeves
A happy accidental misidentification
Remedy for them terrible 2’s.
It aint much but its honest
God damn it obi wan I told you to update the sat nav!
How to tell when the train isn’t coming!
RIP Charlotte NC
Duality of man
This diet Vogue printed in the 70s is my jam
My local supermarket has a giant roomba. "His" name is Marty and he detects spills including the blood it will shed once it becomes sentient.
No haws in here
The tables turned right around the summer of 2011
Guy running for City Council sent me a text, this was our exchange
This badass
Thanos vs Duolingo bird who wins?
A new journey
Found this while walking around my neighborhood
I can almost hear it now
An interesting take on cosplaying
Yes, yes we do.
hmkay
Google earth takes dogs privacy very seriously
Our Sad World
Gotch yer mandingo!
Our future is looking bright
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Should have responded to the email.
i would like to try that
Before internet reviews
Mastaa
WasteOfBreath be like: *drools*
Bold wife!
No baby i don't squirt.......
( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)
It hurts how accurate this is
There was a car crash in Wroclaw, Poland
If I was the teacher I would give this kid an A
Excuse me wtf
Fast food philosophies
yes, i am a gaymer
Bored Lord.
Book
Feeling unclean.
Thank you Thanos!
sbev.. what
If you're ever feeling useless, remember that bags of ice have nutrition information.
How do I rotate trees?
Very cool google
(insert bilbo baggins quote)
Sorry Hugelol wemen, our hearts are taken.
Are they though?
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Still makes me laugh
British Mexico!!
Those god dam humans
Big Pokeballs
Whenever you plug in that USB drive
Confused screaming
Smooth and silky
Drywall
Found Waldo in the Bathroom
He'll never know
Minimum
Found at my local Five Guys
The hero we need, but we don't deserve
R > p
I can too.
First time?
Every damn time ...
He is a national hero
Low budget cosplay does it again
Bad News Jim
Momma didn't raise no quitter
literally me
Blankets.
Relatable
Early Ronald McDonald was nightmare fuel.
He’ll always find you
All it takes is 15 minutes
Shout out to my Nuts for hanging in there..
Lonelyman and his mirror.
She lowkey thicc tho
Cat shapes
This made me snicker
And that's why it's great Anon
One proud dad
"Winner" of the space race
One Piece Cosplay