Better to be safe than sorry.

"No one will ever know how cool I was just now"

Reeeeeee

If I had only stopped at the store

nothing wrong with boomerangs

Pizza is toast?

His future self

Misunderstood murder cows

outstanding move

Ork )))

Hardwork is really hard

its complicated (can someone gift me skyrim)

Been watching Simpsons for nostalgia forgot how funny it can be.

my eyes ow

Speechless...

Protest for Protester!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The best purchase I’ve made in a long time.

It do be like that sometimes

Makes sense, doesn’t it?

NYEEEEET!

Classic Bill.

ok cool

Let's all jump in this photo

Save the trees

Poor people..

I am in full tranquility

The cursed ones

do it

”Hey, I can roll my tongue”

Drug bad

The 1980s - such an innocent decade

Spooky boi

He’s doing his best

Savage joke

O.o

Uncontacted

I present you the labrasauras

I couldn’t see it at first.

Until Charlie bites a finger

Bye but not bye, so bye again

I still remember how to play "Mary Had a Little Lamb," but I have no idea how to make a budget and stick to it. Thanks, school.

dark pizza souls

forsaken

This is Rick and Morty level shit here

Come to life

We'll be bffs forever

I ordered some samples from a blinds store and in special instructions i told them to add a nice doodle

I would help, but...

Know Your Cats!

The perfect photo doesn’t exis...

Your facial hair says a lot about you

Advice!.. Noted

That's his cat?

Not your classic missionaries

I teared up reading this.

A new form of age indicator

Can’t handle the heat

I spotted this beauty of a window sticker today

I just had my mind blown, i can't stop doing this

I for one welcome our new reptile overlords

Tough week for Jeff Bezos

Dinero para tu bebe?

YARRR MATEY!

I hate it when that happens

Now I'll be up all nite thinking about this.

shiiii

Whole story in a nutshell

Teach 'em young

A special place in hell for jogggers...

Revengers Resemble!

I’m with him.

Dreams are real

What's Disney's obsession with retarded birds?

Summary of my public education...

Friends and I got together to pickup some trash. #trashtag

extends pinky

SOCIETY!

Unemployed

Pubic service announcement!

A few months ago, my friends and I got our photos taken at JC Penny Studios. Today, we put it up on a billboard in our hometown.

can't start the car because of this fat little lazy ugly cute drunk guy!

Whenever I go drinking

yeS

oh kids and their technology

Pay to Play

Some strive to reach Nirvana their entire lives, some people are already there...

This little ***er... #42.

He's a treasure

I want my electric scooter god dam it

This one hits a little too close to home.

27 years and still a solid read

Jesus before jizzus

Time to rewatch this show

Anon in Pompeii

"I'll allow it"

They learned from the best

3 chimneys, sort of, but not really.

I don't care if I'm wrong or if I'm right

Pull over.

Gaddamm aliens won't stay off my lawn.