I want to be a forklift operator.
Failure to comply will result in having your p0rn license revoked
I think they skipped a step there
lets remember that shall we?
Such is life ..
pulled a sneaky on ya
What the duck ?
I BUILT MY CAT A FORT
This i feel is my motto :
Betty is a straight goon
something something nippon
Taking a few friends with me.
funny dog love me so much
Client expectation vs client budget
What motivates you?
Pumba dropping knowledge
Man, they grow up fast!
Dude, that's not how it works.
Something's off here
Why, yes I am Mr. Rubble...
Keanu Reeves, he's The One
What a huge difference 20 years makes...
A R C H A E O L O G I S T
How they shoot PoV
So Alexa, what is it then?
Male gets multiple penetrations (gone wrong)(gone sexual)
I got something out of it
A technological genius
As a kid this is what I imagined all Canadians looked like
Those poor children...
y’all lyin if you say white people aren’t extra asf
A useful tool
My heart can't take the damage oh maybe i don't understand these changes!
*my 220.000 alt accounts
I put a horse mask on my dog
Literally me rn
You mean I'm the mom?
Try to open em. It won’t open. I guarantee it.
What is the national language of the United States?
My sister’s baby sonogram reminds me of a beaver
I wasn’t feeling good but Damn this made me laugh :)
We Appalachians are a resourceful bunch.
Amazon shipped six hard drives rattling loose in a box. I attached a note to the RMA tag...
Smarter than us anyway...
Wife regrets letting me contribute to the bathroom decor
It’s a valid question...
Chart to help determine your risk of a bear attack:
Nice posture buddy, what a bum
When my husband is left in charge of dinner.
But we kill the parents first...
They don’t like that milk
The only appropriate paint job for this car
Thank you, google
we live in a society
NOOO!!!! what have they done to this man!
They are all the same.
i just flipped the switch
At least they're not snapping their backs for the good angle
People this is serious. Please save Sean bean
Presented without context
The Samuel L. Jackson 5
Kill ya later
no way to.. you
Our Ricardo Milos, who art in heaven, hallowed be. thy name
My head is safe.
So this is the reason
just needed to state the obvious truth
i’ll take a cigar
“Slightly” being a key word.
Well played google.
This might be true for dogs too...
Flat Earth Eclipse!
Man I love Facebook sometimes
Wooooo its me Emily
How to control white people 101
"We're playing an adult game honey, go back to bed..."
My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water