I want to be a forklift operator.

Failure to comply will result in having your p0rn license revoked

I think they skipped a step there

lets remember that shall we?

Such is life ..

pulled a sneaky on ya

What the duck ?

Why me..

I BUILT MY CAT A FORT

This i feel is my motto :

Poképosting

magic

Astrid?

Betty is a straight goon

something something nippon

Taking a few friends with me.

funny dog love me so much

Client expectation vs client budget

What motivates you?

Pumba dropping knowledge

Man, they grow up fast!

Dude, that's not how it works.

Something's off here

Why, yes I am Mr. Rubble...

Keanu Reeves, he's The One

What a huge difference 20 years makes...

A R C H A E O L O G I S T

sbeve

How they shoot PoV

So Alexa, what is it then?

Male gets multiple penetrations (gone wrong)(gone sexual)

I got something out of it

A technological genius

As a kid this is what I imagined all Canadians looked like

Those poor children...

y’all lyin if you say white people aren’t extra asf

A useful tool

Prison 100

Awkward Struggles

My heart can't take the damage oh maybe i don't understand these changes!

*my 220.000 alt accounts

I put a horse mask on my dog

Literally me rn

You mean I'm the mom?

Try to open em. It won’t open. I guarantee it.

What is the national language of the United States?

Relative

Meme possible

BRB

My sister’s baby sonogram reminds me of a beaver

I wasn’t feeling good but Damn this made me laugh :)

We Appalachians are a resourceful bunch.

Amazon shipped six hard drives rattling loose in a box. I attached a note to the RMA tag...

Damnit Ash

Smarter than us anyway...

Wife regrets letting me contribute to the bathroom decor

It’s a valid question...

Chart to help determine your risk of a bear attack:

Nice posture buddy, what a bum

hi there

When my husband is left in charge of dinner.

Oppression

But we kill the parents first...

They don’t like that milk

Helium.

Big Gay

The only appropriate paint job for this car

Thank you, google

NOOO!!!! what have they done to this man!

They are all the same.

i just flipped the switch

Savage Mr.Turner

At least they're not snapping their backs for the good angle

People this is serious. Please save Sean bean

New life

Presented without context

doggo

The Samuel L. Jackson 5

Kill ya later

no way to.. you

Our Ricardo Milos, who art in heaven, hallowed be. thy name

My head is safe.

Leaf

So this is the reason

just needed to state the obvious truth

hmmmmmmmmmm

Photobombing!

Jamaal

i’ll take a cigar

“Slightly” being a key word.

Well played google.

This might be true for dogs too...

Flat Earth Eclipse!

Man I love Facebook sometimes

mammogoth

Wooooo its me Emily

How to control white people 101

"We're playing an adult game honey, go back to bed..."

My cat figured out how the fridge works and now he's turnt on fresh, crisp water

Realest doctor alive.