Am smort

He didnt know nothing!

Chip dip.

anyone can become a potato

Anyone else do this?

I’m very ugly

Context

My family and I use this Gollum toy to hold the money when we play cards.

There’s only one god

YArrr

Bite your tongue, she’s a ray of light.

Some of y’all never had to scrape resin before and it shows.

Did I just stumble across Peter Dinklage taking out the trash on Google Earth?!

Don’t be a dick, let the light shine through!

Good boy comes with 2 subwoofers

My fortune cookie from the China Buffet.

Avatar, the Last Street Vendor

They feast at night.....

Its hard out here

Please stop this cruelty

Time for double meat on my burrito

You know what’s badass? Being alive.

Could you knot?

Answer to the Universe is not 42. It's 420.

Have a nice day/night idk lol

We all knew this day would come.

You gotta know your limits

Biggest lie ever

Mutants

very nice

Looking fit

You must be exhausted from sorting by new, go ahead and stock up before you move on.

Knew it came from somewhere...

Normies on internet be like:

*leaves the room silently*

Can I get a RIP in the chat?

My mom can handle this

Hue

93, still making plays

WHO MAKES THIS STUFF??

Totally new template

yeee haw

This shower curtain arrived in the mail today. As it was opened, my wife about died. Effective immediately, my wife's house decorating privileges have been revoked.

Thats how we roll

We got “educational” cookies in school today

Working it.

Easter egg hunt was rained out at my son's school, so everyone had to hide the eggs in the gym...

*Rewind machine*

My future job search...

And....the award for engineer of the year goes to.....

Bad placement i must say

Got this badass beer opener in a Loot box :D

Dop Ted?

I choose hell

Title required

Vasectomy celebration cookies

Game of Thrones will end like this.

What’s Kraken.

Ahemble!

I mean, he's not wrong

And i don't even regret about it.

Shamuguin

The perfect test

Pollution = business?

Little bit of Monica...

Ohh boy!!

You know how long it took to get that?

Ricardo the brave soldier

Yep. This is accurate

This is how social i am..

So damn deep inside

Marker.

She’s out of control

play time

Wait a second......

I am not the only one right?

Christ, Rowling, we get it. Give it a rest.

A Foolproof Plan

What is your quest?

A hood hammock

Dont go bustin my balls alright.

Busted Britbong

Xian8233 disconnected from server

A fun quiz for all the family!

The Shining: Chili edition

Ballony

That's not what they're for

Not the right time to send a nude?

My favourite photo of the wife

ariana grande timeline chart

I want to surprise my SO.

netflix subtitle guy , respect

Ooo ouch... not something to be proud of❌

Another gem from the strange planet comic strip.

Heart

What to say at a Funeral

Some jokes write themselves

Scientific fact

Spawn camping.

Anon in LOTR