DMV lady had to call her superiors to confirm that this man, this pastafarian, can in fact take his photo with a strainer on his for religious purposes.

Saving the banana for later.

Birthday card for an old friend

So my grade 5 son had his “the birds and the bees” lesson at school today. Needless to say he wasn’t impressed.

We Would Have Gotten Away With It Too

Lightning McQueen

Guess her speed !!!

Keep believing yourself!

If it works it's not stupid!

Nobody reads these anyway.

Ummmm no...

ligma

Fire up the grill

Good morning, beautiful

My daughter wanted to be in the photo with us. We didn't tell her we were going to kiss.

Wakanda

What the fridge

Captain Mother Fu@#er

Women take this

Saw this today at a rest stop in Oklahoma. Happy to see he still has a great sense of humor!

haha, very cool Bill :)

Every time I come home I feel like I'm going to get stabbed ...

HDMI

Return to glory

Better than it looks

choke

Oh how the turn tables

It do be like that sometimes

That voice

life is pain

Shrek 5 looks lit

We'll see

warning: earrape

Super Pingas Man

This review of an Irish police station

What happens after 30?

Tis be true

Good luck with that

Clever spooderman

Impressive af

Venn Diagram: Similarities between bank robbers, DJs, preachers, and mom taking off your sweater...

Appropriate placing

We want depression Sonic

Batman Cosplay

This dickhead.

Focused on the treat

I’m sorry to say but tis true

H'what in tarnation

Wow I'm taller than Harry Potter.

Found this note in a drawer at IKEA, send help

Type of people like this are elite

The world of technology.

Sing it out loud..

Haha I'd start randomly dancing in front of those camers

Theres always that one guy

Fr

First things first.

Most Aggressive Dog Breed

The 4 Stages of Eating Cheese

Weird Al Yankovic has finally won his new Grammy. He thinks it makes his previous ones obsolete

Whoever put this, thank you

I just noticed this

Anon makes memes

Did you put the meth in the evidence locker?

Peace frog

Crusade.exe

Paid for my ex’s glasses and decided to spend a little extra for an engraving.

Say it aint so!

How many Chuggas?

Going Vietnam. Packing my bag.

Welcome m'lady

crickets/applause

My local paper at it's best.

Juggalenials

Burger Kings new slogan

LadyGagasaurus

Infinity Chancla

Cat and Dog faceswapped

This pair is all class

Me and my boys 2am looking for BEANS

Ready. Set. Awful.

ckosxcyoxcdhofdschzky

Weebs in Japan

he is living on the edge

Happy Birthday Spongebob

Actually, it's more like this

Spread it.

Back to the hand buzzer days

The real Spider Man

She looks like she wants to go back inside

Art won't save the world...

Cool chair

It’s a miracle..!

Sanic

Lady Samsa of House Winterfell

dattebayo

Comedy Gld

Thought I'd give the bath bomb a try

faster than a rocket, slower than a dart

Horny Rhino