My bank statement time stamped a drunken purchase from awhile back and I had to wait over 2 weeks to find out what I ordered. Can't say I'm disappointed.

Israel's dog

My Precious Rings!

20th Century Anime

Pigeon caught exceeding speed limit with 15km/h in Germany

The future of lawn care

It was a flawless plan

I would need more than one pound to reach 1%

My immediate thought from seeing her

Yes sometimes we are the same :)

Washing machine

Let`s do it this way!

It just keeps getting worse

Agreed...

remember these wise words

Endgay

My sister likes to take Thrift store paintings and add more to them. This one is one of my favorites.

In Augsburg Germany there is this Little guy to remind everybody that Smoking isnt allowed on the Königplatz

This tesla keeps flexing on me and it’s hurting my feelings

When you go home from a party

You did good, kid

This is why you should always have a plan B

Too realistic

Sometimes you just feel cute.

busta straight busta

Peter Dinklage sure has come a long way!

Was nice to meet you

I have cursed you all with knowledge

Type 2 Carbon Tyor

Revengers fella

Gotta Go Fast!

Agressif and

What did it cost?

You can FEEL the envy

Aren't you too old?

Guess he's not a fan.

Every darn morning

Rappers growing up

He never did get over the loss of his medical license

The gaming industry these days.

The theory of a late riser!

Say it without pausing

It is never too late to learn

*hits blunt* damn

Impressed Predator

Cuz it's internet

Colonialism in a nutshell

Where's the like?

Modern Sleeping Beauty

Et tu, Brute!

‘Straya Mate

Damnit Michael

Terry Crews doing what Terry Crews do

Don't miss sex ed

Cowboy

Cafe Slipknot

And if you're lucky you can also get a free vacation

Amazing artist lol

*Post Credits*

Found this on quora

The house has to be clean

Anon is Japanese

Mother of coffee cups....

I agree with his face

Not physically possibly

Mom: "the sky is the limit"

I don’t wanna lose this

Only 100% of people will get this joke

This guy William, he's pretty good

Leaked Sonic Redesign

Babushka’s Creed

The wrong answer

I've seen this before

I love Tina

The North Remembers...........

Nailed it! 2019 Dumb and Dumber

Spoiler

Stay classy Australia.

Greatest enemy !!

My professor is always putting jokes up

Imagine buying this on a Monday.

I love my cat but never trust them.

I-Is she the pedo?

Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, the First of Her Name...

Moving on with life from bad times.

South Africa

Is this stylish swim wear..?

Fictional universes have really weird biology

Even Westeros needs a morning pick-me-up.

Ah, $hit

this is a stick up

Get in, loser, we're going rummaging through trash cans.

The Venus flytrap!

Commas save lives.

Found at my school

don't let yourself be oppressed anymore, GAMERS RISE UP (OC)

Science has finally gone too far

Does this belong here

Sharks: Twitter

Little spaisy