Being responsible on payday is nearly impossible

My eight year old daughter asked if she could make a funny mother's day card with one bad word.

The only conspiracy theory I accept

Childhood fantasies, I guess.

Good man Poppins....

Glass maze

Little terrorist

Does it count? Happy Mother's Day!

Must be 81 to play...

Give them British accents

Today, Homer is 63 years old! Happy birthday Homer!

Luberty Union High

Roblox 100

A long long time ago, in a galaxy far before Apps...

A Mother's Day Gift

You'll find out the hard way if you do

Kitty just wanted a pretzel - Shoulda asked for some help in the first place

that's how survival works

choose your fighter

-This is recylced-

Carrying the world on your shoulders not enough, they said.

Beards can make such a huge difference.

O how the turn tables

sorry no sauce but i'd like to know

All the royals

Happiness Noises

This cure is most effective

there is no improving on perfection

Stop the crack ***s breeding

endgame spoilers

Honest mother's day card

Hide and seek, Genius edition.

A kid has a point.

I need to stop speaking English.

if you know what I mean (^:

Mmmmm love me some good emu

Literally, was given a bag of dicks at the deli..

They listened

Works at 5am :(

20.26

Super hero dads

The struggle of the substitute teacher

SCIENCE IT'S LIKE MAGIC BUT REAL

Not a Grammar Nazi

They had a whale of a time

My Uber driver is copping an attitude.

GET IN, LOSER

A friend of ours has this illuminating picture on their fridge.

This sign at the local ice cream place

Reliability at its finest.

I mean... they just asked for it

Things you see walking around the neighbourhood.

My friend taking a swim on a mission trip in Senegal.

With words, come wisdom

I feel this

Bruh.

Everyone knows one

This explains everything !

Posts like this make me love my city's community facebook page

Long time no see!

Have you seen my cell phone?

Just because you can do something, doesnt mean you should

I never noticed the pattern at the bottom of Little Caesar's toga is just his initials.

My manager likes to put jokes on sale items when he gets bored!

Luckily she has some oxygen

He touched the butt

Ah shit here we go again

Don't watch this at work

Lloyd and Harry 25 years later

This mate got 5GB data for being player of the match!!!

whoopsiedoopsie

Beep beep boop

Denver right now

Hes not wrong

The Tinder date

Anon is wright

Fish net

Seven hells!

The Daycare

I eat shoes and how about you?

These modern societal rules are so confusing

My neighbor posted our updated highway signage in Texas this morning.

I hope my 7 year old meant 'wrapping'.

This cat rolled in edible glitter and it's an instant galaxy cat

So far 3 birds, 1 plane, and 2 helicopters have been fined for speeding.

Made a Hugelol Logo in Photoshop :)

[e m p t y t i t l e]

Always helps!

Someone pay this man

DiCaprio and Cruise

#BasketballsAreFlat society

This old 7-up advert

Aerodynamics of a cow

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still can't cite wikipedia

You will give it to us

Speed is key

Keep your wives safe from Gerry!

"Problem solved"

always relevant