I received this card for my birthday

Do I even need to explain?

A good morning

Complimented parking ticket

Very interesting biology lesson today.

My new favorite thing is average guys entering bodybuilding contests.

very sliding door

dayum son

The truck Dave... the damn truck Dave.

For sure you guys would like my tshirt. Nobody at my school gets it .

What a miracle

Probably about 6 minutes of flavor on this truck

Spoiler: she's actually the good guy

Will Smith getting outsmarted by his son

Well played, sire

its ok he has a pass

We shall eliminate all other energy drinks in one snap

it changed him for the better

Whatchu doin

Lady from Arizona makes small talk

Anon has a bad life

Anon needs Jesus

Thor Endgame cosplay

it does be like that

Rip

I wonder why

Hawkeye - Eyes always on target!

This cashier has something to hide

Not mine but pretty funny.

I've seen everything!

The incident report my buddy got from his daughters daycare.

Spotted this weekend at University of Iowa graduation

Easy Meal Prep Ideas

This VPN has a sense of humor.

GG 

Rewatching Osmosis Jones for the first time in year is a whole different experience

who am I?

The trifecta of life obtained

When my girlfriend is excited about how smooth her legs are

Found this in a shop in Australia

original Instagram

Cosplay?This is cosply

Is it fine, though?!

My dad still uses this. He calls it, "Hard Mode."

The Internet Cycle

Wth grandma

Sweet youth..

I know i know...

Oh, Phillip

The final weapon of mankind. To deal with Godzilla.

I miss my mom.

Confident

I don't even have sex lol

I made my mom stand in the perfect spot for our trip to Disney

An eyeful

Let natural selection do it for us.

Dany after hearing the bells

Ah the nostalgia

This kid gets an A+

Please choose the save data slot you wish to over-write on

The difference between a cat and a dog

Passed out at a London bus stop. Woke up to this

I got ketchup in mah hands

Anyone say i'm fat? :D

See they are still into beef

pokemon chavs and bruvs

Asterix in Gethsemane (dedicated to Jeran)

My mans got a way with women

Not all the time!!!!1

Accurate 10000

Voila, the solution ....

your friends hairy arm looks like a cat

The Oatmeal's original locker room comparison

Instant pass for all exams

AuTiSm!

Hitlers killer also wrote mein kampf

I am tooth!!!!

Is this how people make music in America?

Gotta make money somehow

change of plans

Was he ok?

Earning da respect

No one can replace Charlie ..

What? Not exactly as you expected?

Always

a me

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I chuckled.

Oh for crying out cloud!

Remember me? Daenerys all grown up!

Majestic

Mario Kart Real Life

Some high quality catnip

My ex used to say relationships were about sacrifice

This guy won Jeopardy today with $1

Gotta love tinder

A *** is a bottomless pit; a loose woman can get you in deep trouble fast.

Substitute Teacher Day!

Kek

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