God wants to die

Missed opportunities...

A Dog's Wish

Always worthy

***es aint nuthin but hoes and trix lick on the bawls and suk tha dik

That pink thing

Soo Hot!!

The Hundred Anorexia Wood

The Fresh Prince's finest line..

fus roh nah

They really updated the Sonic design

FASHION 100

shame

My father told me the exact same yesterday

Woke

Kid asks mom: "Why is there such a detailed head on his stick figure body?" Cannot Unsee.

I laughed out loud.

Perhaps the most useful of them all

My wife just got this style haircut. Should I tell her or have her speak to a manager?

Ass for Gas

Ha, dweebs.

8 out of 10

Let's Battle!

Theft rate down 100% since we hired this fella

ALEX JONES SAVE THEM!

All aboard the bullet train!

What Things?

Well at least I will no longer have to be harrased when entering or leaving a store.

Honest mistake.

Don't call me

A chickens gotta do what a chickens gotta do

I think I found my God !!!

GTA is not healthy for my driving instincts.

Jesus 100

When Bob Ross drinks coffee

The security guard told me she saw my car and is happy another devout Christian works here

Checkmate libtards

Hmmm

Whoah there bud.

And now we know.

Calc u later

Is everyone here?

this is me after I workout

It's never too late to laugh

Can't fall asleep

The green stone is Hulu

For fun I like to design fake products. The ReadyNapper is your on the go pillow for a power nap, anytime & anywhere.

James who?

Because *** you, that's why

Heroic work

God is dead

"You better f*cking do it.."

CPR in 4 steps

Relatable

moonface

Anatomy of a French Bulldog

Who else can relate? I can.

Only cool kids understand.

My grandma is kind of mean

Thanks a lot Ford.

Been there. Programmed that.

Wheels?

Amazing paintwork on a train

Take pride in your job.

Fail presentation.

Oof

imagine this was real

I housesat and watched my boss's dog for a month. So I took these pictures, framed them and hid them throughout his house. He didn't notice for a week...

Roomba, the NOPE of the dog world..

i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman..

Japanizing Marvel

You Got A+

What a trooper

Episode 5 in a nutshell

Trolling from prison

This is how the pregnant Matryoshka looks like

I know that guy!!

I will outlive you too, You little shit :)

This menu is my life story!

Anon gets a gf

Cat with cat on his back

He didn't have the heart to tell them

Its my birthday today. My parents dont speak english well and this was my moms attempt to wish me a happy b-day

A gentleman & a scholar

Critical Safety Notice for dads

If any of you guys know how to make tits fart, please let me know. I need to learn this skill.

Otto this for you!

Going for gold

Gamers are oppressed

Finally, a petition I can get behind!

Who Is This James Charles??

Jeopardy

Circus freaks of the future.

I'm in hot water

The future of Alabama.

Faxx

My 6yo said T-Rex had 5 fingers. Tried to correct him and he offered this up as proof.

Crank it up to 11 with this tape!

Do not have emergency,thanks bye

Rest in pete