It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
Spared no expense
Only in Floriduh
Always a good idea
***. YO. COUCH!
You say it's urgent?
This cannot be topped
Autist power maximum!
he right tho
I could use a couple packs of socks to be honest
He knows it's a good place to do some tourism
You just need a Silk Touch IV shovel
He didn't appreciate the note...
I mean, whatever
am I supposed to have a title for everything
Caught not giving a *** about Karen's weekend
This is so sad. Can we hit pregnant women?
Game of beverages
Spotted at a local public library
Never should have posted here
No hot tub
Ask *** :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
It's chonk. It was always gonna be the chonk.
After that nobody saw the parrot again
kim jong Uno
A Great Step To Social Skills
The wall now
The hero we need!
Jehovah Witnesses anti-masturbation video for the deaf (+ music)
When playing in the neighborhood and the ball get stuck under a car
After tonight's Game of Thrones finale
Vlad Discovers Marshmallows...
Close the door!!!
50% of your body heat is lost through the head
Kinda looks like a Swastika
That arrogant goose
Our teacher told us to get In groups and practise theses Shakespearean insults, i love english a lot more
A girl didn't hit the brakes while trying to get the car close to use the speakers at a party. This is the outcome.
What a unit.
That sneaky ***
I'm sure they'll be delighted that someone solved it for them.
Courtesy of my first uni exam session
Where has this been all my life
Don't judge a book by its cover.
Pretty much is it!!
I NEED this sign!
The prettiest of all the art.
Our Lord and savoury
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!
Sorry we couldn't read your meter today...
Hope it's free
Graduated yesterday. In a see of decorates caps, this was my fave :)
Cosplay in the 1880's
A Simple Life
This meme was brought to you by eurovision meme gang
Doge has had enough
Kids these days, so ungrateful
Sure *nervous laughter*
Cookies are the spice of life
Quantum is not intelligence
Friday is fine, thanks.
living the dangerous life
I couldn't resist the bargain..
A store employee hunting a pigeon
Told mom we should spell out love
My dog when we're on a walk and he sees some cat poop or a dead animal...
This is what love looks like
I ***ING KNEW IT
Crossover Episode Special
you might relate to this
While sewing, always remember that pattern placement is key.
Don't buy cheap pencils
Local tattoo shop in Norway has a very nice closing sign