Chill Plankton

I don't know where I found this image...

They had us in the first half, gonna lie

Very, VERY late term abortion device.

Chemical warfare.

Gertrude needs a LifeAlert, not Twitter or FlexSeal Liquid.

He let the dogs out

Some shit must have gone down at this pool...

Lord help us

Palm through face

Hmmmmmm

A father's sacrifice.

Perfect girls don't ex-

He was just doing what he was taught.

*hers is bigger*

This does not mean you are bad guy

battle

Always keep your word!

Summer is coming ...

We live in a society...

it's a bad word

SHUT UP, BECKY!

The guy we will thank in the future for saving our earth

Typical cat being a cat...

His future children when back in time to develop the scorpio

GoodOldGames

You OK?

Only legends will understand

We're #gifted

D&D Comparison: Human and Dwarves and Halflings.

A smart kid right there

Someone got creative at Ikea

Doggo deserves his share..

Almost...

Leaked image for Notre Dame repair #noodledame

Can I get some?

Doctors & Opiates

Welp

Prequel to The Shape Of Water

Art imitates life

Alice Merchesi and Lauren Phillips are beautiful

For fun I design fake unnecessary products so I made a rugged plastic carrying case for your favorite metal straw. Death to plastic straws!

Just wanted to talk

Ooh poor Gendry!!

Working Overtime

Hand upgrade

teen drama

Where Drogon went next.

Yeeehaw!

In a subway car in Stockholm

Unique !!!

Can we get a F in the chat for our man in yellow.

oof

medic

*damn it feels good to be a gangsta* plays in the background

Therapy dog is a good listener

No Trespassing!

Bold words for someone in fang range

Idiot proof

louse

From the chocolate cows of Easter Island

A different kind of date

By Quite aggressive we just mean they become a hell spawn

You look really beautiful today

Yes do see a doctor

Hairy as hell

Today I learned: This plant is called the Bird of Paradise because it looks like the picture on the left, not the one on the right.

Naked drinking sesh?

These desks amplify farts to 110db

How paper is made

Always good to have humor in dire situations...

A very disgruntled corgi after farting herself out of a nap

I like this kind of architecture

His plan worked out great!

Why do they hate me

Best lawyers on Earth

I ordered wrapping paper online, there was a mistake and now I have a massive poster of my face, I'm not even mad.

Why are you ike this?

The things i find scrolling deep through my gallery late at night..

Oops mt

we're f*cked boys

This is how age restriction on the internet works.

Karen needs to be more polite.

Smoking that gud

the nothing happenned bouncy castle

Unemployment Sucks

Soo that's why they do it!

Saint schrodinger

lhton, where u at

BMW indicator

Perfect Cover

Fitting in.

Burning down the house

Congrats, you played yourself

This cup on my co workers desk.

How it happens.

The cat did it, your honor

facts

Seems like a good enough reason

Hate how that works