Got this card from my boyfriend...

Co-parenting

Absolutely irrefutable true fact of the day

The death star was an inside job

Divide by zero

Oh no

Land down under

Only happy thoughts

Praise Jeebus

You!

Some weed maybe?

Come on Frank

Favorite thing

My kind of hangover

Next ban incoming

Hugeloler plays sims

How does one go to this school? Asking for a friend.

Making Sure She Gets Her Monies Worth

A clever guy.

Ascended

Happens every time

Well Hanz

Day 500 without sex

God I love math memes

Can I get an F for my boy Ohio

Oh no, there goes Toekyo

We're neutral lol

Ordered a shirt from China

Thank you Poland. Very cool

A friend of mine that is new to the guitar started a band. He found this on his car this morning

Anytime I move

dont talk to me while im eating

We will

Oh hells yeah, thanks CVS. I only bought soap too.

The best one I've seen so far

I hate humans

I wonder what he had to do to be the worlds first wanted fish

Flion

Must have been for dipping carrots

Craft beer and flannel.

This... doesn't seem right

I thought this was supposed to be a secret

Also basic thinking forbids this

This has a lot of potential

Food baby

A new meaning for Draft Dodger

An epic conundrum

I really liked that recipe

My anxiety is activated

shovel

This happens to more often than I'd like to admit

i think its time

Dance The Night away

Honk honk

Meeting etiquette 101.

What a world it would be...

Samsung knows best

But with lights off

Duddy: *cries in cat*

There's a war going on...

What was the joke?

gotta go for a handgun

Among other things...

Cheesildur!

Ahhh okay

Better character development than the entire season of GOT

facts

David AttenBruh

Being proud of being born in a shithole got me like

All of my enemies described in one picture

T'was scripted but funny nevertheless

Classic

Saw this on Facebook, made me giggle...

Don't drink and drive.

An interesting name for an interesting plant

5 more minutes please!

Fifa

Oshita！

Best remedy for a cracked windshield

A real gamer

Fu*king posers

Bad beehavior

Florida resident, here. First time seeing this.

A small price to pay for salvation

Norwegians protesting against the tolls

Mistress of all evil

All of the greats!

Karen, please!!

As all things should be

Its been confirmed

Butter, sugar, makes it, better

Schroedinger's Cat Plots Her Revenge

Just don't eat it

Human logic at its finest

*Bomb has been planted*

Herbert died for nothing.

too hot

Baby Cop Doo Doo Doo

British advert placement at its best

ITS ALL FAKE!