Moskau Moskau werft die Gläser an die Wand

flames

Ah, dad jokes.

Everybody disliked that

I guess that could work

My monthly rants

Just want something real

Nearly missed the urinal at the eye doctors while trying to read this on the wall.

What a thief

Such a lonely life and it's mine

Just the little things

Just play along, dammit...

My gender doesn’t care facts

Not funny Jim.

What's this PS3 doing here?

Facebook, this is overdue.

yeeeeeeeeee

Telekine

Peek a Boo

I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy!

Porn Name

Not your every day hero!

Yeah say Amen, ***.

Saw this sign at a local car dealership today.

Whatever your protesting little one, you have got my support!

Moving on to bigger questions

Always B positive.

My kind of place...

Greedy little advertisers

Nothing makes sense anymore

cute (thanks hobopower for anime suggestion)

80s kids understand

facts

Cute cat

Top level friendship

The truth about cats and dogs

Timing can be a beautiful thing

Lego's new Lunar Landing set looks dope

We need to look up more often.

Requirements

He used the right formula but got the wrong answer

Low budget movie scene remake

Alignment of a true Willis

Sure bro

The classic Remodeling gag

Woahhh

The nerve of some people

self defensless

Cat pets in Marvel movies

Sponsored by Rocawear

Scrubs is life

Relatable

*airhorn sound effect*

They fight all day, but turns out they actually love each other...

pissed off

Was worried about giving cash as a grad gift, but I think this is foolproof.

Cops Lives Matter

infidelity

Beluga flexing

Another nice picture!

This is Mr.RattleBones he like to monch the bred 13/10 good doggo

His house will fall...

Wake up and put your tinfoil hats on.

Only 7.5% of India's Population make up T Series Subcribers

War Footage

On a job application I was filling out

Listen, Ed. From now on, I'm in charge here. You understand?

i love me some dongles

He wants a hotdog

WHEN TOO LAZY TO STAND UP

The easiest way to get humans to Mars

I'm starting to think she's not taking the game seriously...

Best wishes to all the 2019 Scripps National Spelling Bee participants

Adamantium

I always did wonder...

Just statin' the facts ...

Today in White People

Every minute counts

Red Bull gives you wings.. literally!

She sure did.

A short story...

This intersection seems a little old-fashioned.

My IT guy

A Hot Take

I've heard of man spreading, not quite sure what to call this though

Blew out my O Ring trying to master this.

Save Earth!

mah boi,

Dinosaurs, consider yourselves avenged.

Iconic Nickelodeon characters crossed with one another

How to lose 1500 calories while you sleep

It's CGI

It took me a few seconds

Try to imagine it

Not that good but it made me laugh

Fancy doggo

R E D D I T posts? On my meme page? It's more likely than you think. Click upvote go get big pp

I feel you Emma

Pretty sure everyone has done this.

The cure