On a job application I was filling out

Listen, Ed. From now on, I'm in charge here. You understand?

i love me some dongles

He wants a hotdog

WHEN TOO LAZY TO STAND UP

The easiest way to get humans to Mars

I'm starting to think she's not taking the game seriously...

Best wishes to all the 2019 Scripps National Spelling Bee participants

Adamantium

I always did wonder...

Just statin' the facts ...

Today in White People

Every minute counts

Red Bull gives you wings.. literally!

She sure did.

A short story...

This intersection seems a little old-fashioned.

My IT guy

A Hot Take

I've heard of man spreading, not quite sure what to call this though

Blew out my O Ring trying to master this.

Save Earth!

mah boi,

Dinosaurs, consider yourselves avenged.

Iconic Nickelodeon characters crossed with one another

How to lose 1500 calories while you sleep

It's CGI

It took me a few seconds

Try to imagine it

Not that good but it made me laugh

Fancy doggo

R E D D I T posts? On my meme page? It's more likely than you think. Click upvote go get big pp

I feel you Emma

Pretty sure everyone has done this.

The cure

Pointless button

My morning routine...

Rules are meant to be broken

Passive aggressive hippie

For a good time call...

Fastest Asian alive

Pls no

"Others should fail"

He's just looking for his shirt.

That went south real quick.

My mom tried to make cute cinnamon rolls...

Wholesome Roast

Oh no

I hope this gets in the movie

"Hey, why don't you just wait another 30 minutes, right?"

Can I park here?

Why do we villify our heroes

A small conversation?

Dog Operators

I mean it is a pretty good question

Vaccinations hurt for anti vaxers!!

Rest in Piece, IQ.

For fun I make myself fake products. The CargoMAX are the modular cargo pants. You can never have enough cargo pockets.

Sitting by the phone right now

Cracking the code

I mean, who cares lol

Teacher outsmarted.

Saloons

Ah just getting my dinner

That's why you should never have to many friends

Woman on Craigslist Mistook a Wild Bobcat as a Stray

I AM THE NIGHT. I AM DEATH.

My property is pants optional

FlexAir episode 2

6mb is my current limit

They are criminals by nature

The perfect kids menu

Reset pls

But... he was my best companonion

I mean, why not I guess

Please make this a thing

Bucky the Horse

Embrace of the Granfalloon

Remember when

8-)

Love bird watching

we have all thought this at least once

Whatever it takes

This is fine

Damn six flags.

How it all begins...

This is an egg.

"Vaping" long before vaping became hip

Why are we like this?

Post Card from Beyond the Wall.

This very thoughtful sticker

It's superior cause it's honest

A reality we cannot be a part of

Stop calling me out on a Wednesday

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Technically right is the best kind of right.

Now entering Hyperspace

Got this card from my boyfriend...

Co-parenting