My morning routine...

Rules are meant to be broken

Passive aggressive hippie

For a good time call...

Fastest Asian alive

Pls no

"Others should fail"

He's just looking for his shirt.

That went south real quick.

My mom tried to make cute cinnamon rolls...

Wholesome Roast

Oh no

I hope this gets in the movie

"Hey, why don't you just wait another 30 minutes, right?"

Can I park here?

Why do we villify our heroes

A small conversation?

Dog Operators

I mean it is a pretty good question

Vaccinations hurt for anti vaxers!!

Rest in Piece, IQ.

For fun I make myself fake products. The CargoMAX are the modular cargo pants. You can never have enough cargo pockets.

Sitting by the phone right now

Cracking the code

I mean, who cares lol

Teacher outsmarted.

Saloons

Ah just getting my dinner

That's why you should never have to many friends

Woman on Craigslist Mistook a Wild Bobcat as a Stray

I AM THE NIGHT. I AM DEATH.

My property is pants optional

FlexAir episode 2

6mb is my current limit

They are criminals by nature

The perfect kids menu

Reset pls

But... he was my best companonion

I mean, why not I guess

Please make this a thing

Bucky the Horse

Embrace of the Granfalloon

Remember when

8-)

Love bird watching

we have all thought this at least once

Whatever it takes

This is fine

Damn six flags.

How it all begins...

This is an egg.

"Vaping" long before vaping became hip

Why are we like this?

Post Card from Beyond the Wall.

This very thoughtful sticker

It's superior cause it's honest

A reality we cannot be a part of

Stop calling me out on a Wednesday

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Technically right is the best kind of right.

Now entering Hyperspace

Got this card from my boyfriend...

Co-parenting

Absolutely irrefutable true fact of the day

The death star was an inside job

Divide by zero

Oh no

Land down under

Only happy thoughts

Praise Jeebus

You!

Some weed maybe?

Come on Frank

Favorite thing

My kind of hangover

Next ban incoming

Hugeloler plays sims

How does one go to this school? Asking for a friend.

Making Sure She Gets Her Monies Worth

A clever guy.

Ascended

Happens every time

Well Hanz

Day 500 without sex

God I love math memes

Can I get an F for my boy Ohio

Oh no, there goes Toekyo

We're neutral lol

Ordered a shirt from China

Thank you Poland. Very cool

A friend of mine that is new to the guitar started a band. He found this on his car this morning

Anytime I move

dont talk to me while im eating

We will

Oh hells yeah, thanks CVS. I only bought soap too.

The best one I've seen so far

I hate humans

I wonder what he had to do to be the worlds first wanted fish

Flion