My son just turned a month old, and my wife has been keeping track of his firsts on our calendar. I just noticed this today.

For fun I design fake products, behold The Infinity Saucelet, wield all of your favorite fast food sauces at once. Cover everything in sauce...whatever it takes.

About a week ago I disclosed to a close friend that I lost an erection during sex. I received this in the mail today...

BILL, WHAT HAPPENED!?!? BILLLLLL

Calculated Conversion...

This vegan counter protester on the news

Thought you guys would appreciate my new credit card cover

The power to find a title for this?

George Lucas, Ford, Billy Dee and Hamill look like they're dropping a new Blues album

Never skip abs day!

Relateable content at its height

No children were harmed in the making of this comic

This one only counts as 1/2

I will not.

Good roast

I would probably react the same way

Stand

Something about sand

F for Anakin

YOU!

If great scientists had logos

Grass hoppa

All star(s)

I believe him

My friend participated in Chopped Canada. This is the moment be realized that he forgot an ingredient.

ye boi

I was recently the best man at a wedding in the Caribbean.

How about a raise?

Don't move..!!

big hammer vibes

Art Lee

that remake looks sick

For my Graphic Designer Friends ...

Well well well.. what do we have here

Ugly mug

Covering all the bases.

We are all screaming

Not sure whether posted already

We will make it work!

got

big pp gang unite

Moskau Moskau werft die Gläser an die Wand

flames

Ah, dad jokes.

Everybody disliked that

I guess that could work

My monthly rants

Just want something real

Nearly missed the urinal at the eye doctors while trying to read this on the wall.

What a thief

Such a lonely life and it's mine

Just the little things

Just play along, dammit...

My gender doesn’t care facts

Not funny Jim.

What's this PS3 doing here?

Facebook, this is overdue.

yeeeeeeeeee

Telekine

Peek a Boo

I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy!

Porn Name

Not your every day hero!

Yeah say Amen, ***.

Saw this sign at a local car dealership today.

Whatever your protesting little one, you have got my support!

Moving on to bigger questions

Always B positive.

My kind of place...

Greedy little advertisers

Nothing makes sense anymore

cute (thanks hobopower for anime suggestion)

80s kids understand

facts

Cute cat

Top level friendship

The truth about cats and dogs

Timing can be a beautiful thing

Lego's new Lunar Landing set looks dope

We need to look up more often.

Requirements

He used the right formula but got the wrong answer

Low budget movie scene remake

Alignment of a true Willis

Sure bro

The classic Remodeling gag

Woahhh

The nerve of some people

self defensless

Cat pets in Marvel movies

Sponsored by Rocawear

Scrubs is life

Relatable

*airhorn sound effect*

They fight all day, but turns out they actually love each other...

pissed off

Was worried about giving cash as a grad gift, but I think this is foolproof.

Cops Lives Matter

infidelity

Beluga flexing