Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
Not sure if this has already been posted but I laughed way too hard!
Pick one damn!
Meanwhile, in Springfield, Ohio...
the council of frogs judge you
Anyone else work with people like this?
Nah he's not hungry
Air shows around the world
They do make a valid point
I will just smile
Happy Donut Day!
Sometimes you just have to whack those ***ers
Just Do It Later...
I hear wedding bells
Nobody has ever survived a night in it
Thanks for rubbing it in
A desk is also an instrument
The real reason I was late to work.
The bread is not real bread - it's wood
I had to follow this dude for an hour just to see the ending.
My friend sent me this today
Taking the train to instagramville!
Cats discussing Jacobian matrix and determinant
A sign in the woods
Aye,I ate that clown ass y'all good!!
Well done, well done, my man!
And that was the last time I was asked to help at a baby shower
Me getting credit for a group project
It's high noon!
Love knows no boundary..
Chinese names lol
When my girlfriend says we can't have sex because she's on her period.
Every morning before work.
This model looks like she's combined all the Scooby Doo characters outfits into one
The boys and I
I'll make my own grill. With blackjack and hookers!
Lol nothing happened
Superior Mermaid Man
i love a bit of self deprecation
I giggle when they wiggle
What plane goes to bikini bottom?
The language of science is mathematics
I took a photo of the Street View Car, and they took a photo of me
Her husband went to the pregnancy room with her to cheer her up.
Local Habitat ReStore being clever
Found on FB figured I'd share
We try don't we guys?
This ad spoke to me.
My younger sister said something and gave me an idea
I shouldn't have sent that, I should not have sent that.
Working on a 1,000 piece puzzle...and guess whose dumbass was easy to find.
This is exactly how you kill off your Sims in the swimming pool
What a deterrent....
Mom got a replica stuffed animal of the dog. My dog thinks it's a real dog.
All of these off brand cereals sound like euphemisms for gay men
Proud of his monster truck drawing
The scariest combo ever
( ; _ ; )
True tech, not western garbage
In my dentist office bathroom
Social media life
any richards here to confirm?
the duck of mischief strikes again
It's like it's never seen a naked person before.
I've been waiting for this day all my life.
Facts of life!
Dave Chappelle tells the truth about Wonder Woman
At least it's parked between the lines.
Me, watching Chernobyl with no idea how a nuclear reactor works.
Do I press 3 nine times or...
Temperature guide for dummies
Watching the show....
nothing more damage inducing
That's An Honest Review.!
Stop hogging all the chicken jeez
Just in time for summer, SweatGutters!
998 more years!
Finally something I can get behind
I can show you the world...
Ma bois :)
The signs outside this toy store
I can't be the only one who does this...
You new here
Must be something but I don't see what's fascinating.