Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
Microsoft? No! Microhard.
God Doesn't Pick Favourites
So that’s why
Tom Hanks at his best
This whole breastfeeding in public thing is getting out of control
One of these days, I wont laugh my ass off at these types of things
BRING ME PEACH!!!
Oh what a night
I hope they get this through
My gastroenterologists idea of humor
Move over Big Pharma and Big Tobacco.
Take that you stupid 9 year old
Shit got real weird.
It’s a brand new
My lesson of the day
check this out!
Its all about PERSPECTIVE!
equal opportunity works if you work it
Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight
Could this be the dreaded mantaur?
water mark tag
Future of Spiderman!
Pokemon twitter savage af
imagine a toddler drinking monster and punching drywalls
Just take the bill, please
This was incredible
Perfect for cat lovers
Activate instant kill
Domino's Pizza flexing on our Papa John's in my home town
We can rebuild him
After hearing that Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a boxing match, I thought who better to referee the fight?
One of my favourite scenes of all time
I don't know the results of this biopsy yet, but it seems it's something very aggressive.
The winner of bad parking of 2019
Protecting the little guy
How much you don't know
I mean He isnt wrong
“Congrats to the neighbor below for the new chandelier” lol
Go out like a man
Tacos fall apart
Funny, yet so true!
Stop this planet please, I want to go out
Literally moving backwards
Acceptable gay joke
Building site safety is important!
Well, that gave him a lot of happiness
One of my best $2 purchases.
Make it memorable
Cyclists need space too you know
mr sandman ♫
good old Murica
love my bois
Thats when he first looked up Loli hentai
Feeling cute might shoot some bad guys later
Despite not having seen the show, I understand the reference
How to put a bee in your mouth
i think this is a dream
Tip of the hat
Ladybug Will Die Like A Manbug
Whoever did this... Too funny
It’s hard out there
Found this on a high school classroom door
I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST ME BEING WEIRD
Nothing stopping T-Rex now!
No you're breathtaking!
Das is nicht gut!
Burger King, throwing shade
He loves everyone back
Bill Gates is a smort boi
This is Business
If only there were a name for this rolling piece of wood
Guy at coffee shop shows off his solution to the $999 Apple stand.
Repost, but hilarious
unstoppable force meets an immovable object
Gamers rise up
My owl melted what how should I deal with it
I don’t know how our teachers didn’t notice this in the yearbook. They don’t even go to our school
Elephant's Soul Flies Out Of His Body To Escape Annoying Tourists.