First thing my SO sends me after not texting all day

The library in my town put this outside. They are not wrong...

I was inspired by some recent mess ups at my job so I made these to hand out.

Uber, the summoner of people on the internet

City shut down a main street and put these up

:) hardy har har ...

Shit no, man.

Garbage can make great things

maybe like you, but not normal

Microsoft? No! Microhard.

God Doesn't Pick Favourites

So that’s why

Cavity Search

Tom Hanks at his best

This whole breastfeeding in public thing is getting out of control

One of these days, I wont laugh my ass off at these types of things

BRING ME PEACH!!!

Oh what a night

I hope they get this through

My gastroenterologists idea of humor

Move over Big Pharma and Big Tobacco.

Pullsh

Take that you stupid 9 year old

Stay strapped

Little victories

Onii chan

Shit got real weird.

truth

It’s a brand new

My lesson of the day

check this out!

Its all about PERSPECTIVE!

equal opportunity works if you work it

Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight

Could this be the dreaded mantaur?

Future of Spiderman!

Pokemon twitter savage af

imagine a toddler drinking monster and punching drywalls

Just take the bill, please

This was incredible

Experience required

Made familiar

Shower Arguements

Perfect for cat lovers

Activate instant kill

Domino's Pizza flexing on our Papa John's in my home town

We can rebuild him

After hearing that Justin Bieber challenged Tom Cruise to a boxing match, I thought who better to referee the fight?

One of my favourite scenes of all time

I don't know the results of this biopsy yet, but it seems it's something very aggressive.

The winner of bad parking of 2019

Protecting the little guy

How much you don't know

Thwarted

I mean He isnt wrong

“Congrats to the neighbor below for the new chandelier” lol

Go out like a man

Tacos fall apart

Funny, yet so true!

Stop this planet please, I want to go out

Literally moving backwards

Merica’

Surprise me.

Acceptable gay joke

Building site safety is important!

Well, that gave him a lot of happiness

One of my best $2 purchases.

Make it memorable

Cyclists need space too you know

Aww!! Lovely..

Very strong

mr sandman ♫

LOVE YOURSELF

good old Murica

love my bois

Thats when he first looked up Loli hentai

Elon Dusk

Feeling cute might shoot some bad guys later

Despite not having seen the show, I understand the reference

Cheeky foxy

Wooloo

How to put a bee in your mouth

i think this is a dream

Tip of the hat

Ladybug Will Die Like A Manbug

Whoever did this... Too funny

End.

It’s hard out there

Moaning mall

Found this on a high school classroom door

I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST ME BEING WEIRD

Nothing stopping T-Rex now!

No you're breathtaking!

Das is nicht gut!

Burger King, throwing shade

He loves everyone back

Bill Gates is a smort boi

Worth it

This is Business

If only there were a name for this rolling piece of wood