My fortune cookie’s trying to start some drama with my wife and I.
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My kids got me a new coffee mug today :)
Happy Father Day
It's been a long time since I've had a swordfight
Love me some bread
Our labors must not go in vain
Just // my life
I though everybody already knew this..
The box, it does nothing
All pets are the same
Just flopping around
Benjamin Button at the park
you heard the man
Meanwhile in Hong Kong
A local farm where I live had trouble with their flock all wanting to sleep in the same house, each night they have to go break them up. The other night they found their dog had joined in
I had to look twice..
Change my mind
A Special Announcement
Captured a pic today of this man trying in vain to yield to a deer in Nara, Japan.
Happy Father’s day to Scranton’s finest
Happy Father's Day...
This chicken restaurant really existed in China.
Satan glazed steak
This pretty much sums up my life...
Wisdom of the elders
No, you're breathtaking... no you are, no you are!
Saw this on my ride home today.
Are you my daddy
When someone buys Winrar..
Dogs = <3
Deadpool And Spiderman Good Times
I did a charity walk. This was the photo they put on their website. I'm on the right.
Kirby at home
An Unlucky Throw
Artwork placard outside city hall in SF shows their sense of humor.
Snapchat transformed my aunt into Jon Lovitz and I literally can't.
Looks like I'm walking home from church from now on
When Grandpa helps you get ready for Prom night.
The timeless art of seduction.
Every time someone turns on ESPN
This squirrel taunts me daily
So many popped balloons
It’s the worst
Rockstar, please see this
this is literally me
Imagine his voice in this form
Detailing a 3D printed Pikachu did NOT go as planned
I found the greatest cosplay ever at Heroes Con
This church sign is going hard on the puns
Well hot damn
Oppress those toilet using normies
Arizona highway safety sign for today.
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
My mom laughed
And ice cream
Thats it. That's the cut-off
Ladies... We are evolving. Our underpants now have pockets.
*** yo watermark
Had to do it to him
Bone app the teeth....
I wanted to celebrate and announce my awesome Father's day gift from my wife. No better way than a sexy photoshoot
Gosh darn gen Z, get off my millenial lawn!
I've always wondered, and this just verified.
Just in case it breaks
Where you belong, weeb
tried to take a good shot of my cat yesterday but a sneeze turned her into a villain
I think I got in the wrong train
How's your summer break going?
A Marked Pen
Actually true, every time
Squirrel-proof bird feeder
Unpixelate that nibbas dick
I bring you love <3
Be eep boop
Saw this in a parking lot.
Garfield screams in confusion
You’ll see it once...and then never again.
The more ya know
Oddly specific events
Dead meme dead boomer *dabbing fervently*