I have my ways

Here lies the home of the worlds most laziest bird

I knew they tried to make Patrick Stewart wear a wig but i'd never seen the photo. The look on the captains face makes my day!

The actual google result

Then how did I outlive you?

Who hurt you

I'd go Godzilla on it

Super Racoons

Oh SciFi movies

Le epic troll

Procrastination sucks

Anyone else got one of these in the family?

We no yes

Nature...

You are the only one.

this one..

Real ***ing funny Twix

I just can't compare

Relationship material right there

I see nothing but masterpieces

Felt cute, might survive nuclear holocaust later

Look mummy, it got way cooler

Wish i was so smart

I'm still figuring it out

Don't you just hate waking up and finding a Cat sleeping on the roof of your car

Well... so is my heart

Told my son to go play outside, and this is what i found!!

The Product of True Love

- Peter Singh

The tip jar from a near by restaurant.

Twouble

Give yourself time

I made an account for this

Stonks are up

WOULD BE NICE

hi, hi.. no wait! *barf*

people are oblivious

The Hong Kong police has revealed 150 tear gas cans were used to stop these 5 individuals

My body feels weightless just before the alarm is supposed to sound.

Oh Britain. Why you so silly.

Special forces assemble

School in a nutshell

Well this is a new one

Because he's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now

My newest fake invention is the FrustrationButton, you own belt buckle horn for slow walkers.

Frank Catsle

Gross

There's a reason why he is called the Dark Knight!

Apparently Baltimore has a trash eater called "Professor Trash Wheel" that keeps the water clean and I'm sad i didn't know sooner

Hot single crusaders in your area.

Cursed Navigation

My mom told me I couldn’t post this until she was able to sell the horse, years later and I never forgot about it.

like wtf dude, not cool

Food Taggers

Better shave than sorry

Biitch and Chong

so smort

deus vult

thx

More lies

Well then let's see

For my fellow electronics nerds

Keep an eye out for clones

prepare for trouble and make it double

The ultimate wrestling move

It just might work.

Italy left the chat

On the next episode of chernobyl

Tiny people found! Banana for scale

Bible.... Teacher? Is this some Christian joke that I'm too heretic to understand

Terror comes in many forms...

My fat ass thought this was a steak

It’s a Texas thing...

My cat is not functioning properly.

Mmmmmm chips...

May they FORCE feed you, Anakin

A successful life

Floofer facts

All in one!

   

it’s improvement?

Take that, christians

Who knew Bea Arthur was so ripped

Just dont

Young Keanu Reeves in a Japanese promo Ad for "Point Break".

A picture taken seconds before a picture taken seconds before a moment that will never be forgotten

One does not simply kill a Florida Man

Funny breakup

Hermione would be a better protagonist

*All along the watchtower intensifies*

50/50 chance, but wrong 100% of the time

Mary just looking for a little love

Interesting :p

Make him wear one

Movies lied to me

A handy guide

That's how it works, right?

An interesting way to put it

That's cheating

My 12yr old niece sent me this today quoting “check out my awards yo”