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In at least one aisle of every grocery store in the world.
Power outages still have mobile data
Have her home by 12:00
A cushion is a cushion, right?
He speaks for the rice
Congrats! It's a girl.
The invention of glue
The result of love
The new series of the Muppets has undergone budget cuts
I was sure I had seen this kind of ass in a different decade.
Oh no, it's can't be true
Thank you sign, very cool
Tan lines are the worst
Run, run, till your speed starts to worsen! You’ll never catch me, I'm the...
The first rule of pottery making
Boy we have to find him. - no
This is how you spot a cop 100 miles away
A Butt Made of Straws
Hate shoveling?? Buy a flame thrower
have to take it
Low budget cosplay.
Man buys Volvo, not knowing it means he’s neutered.
My coworker shaved his beard over the weekend. I can’t get past this comparison.
Halloween 2014, 2017 and 2019 were all suggestions from the internet. Got any for 2020?
The pro pokemon circuit is a joke
Weakness disgusts me
"I will walk very quietly so that the giant gull doesn't detect it."
*Insert witty title*
An old classic.
If cats could text you back,
just a warning
Howard Stark meme
Happy Monday ***ers
N I B L E T T #memevember
Should I leave a few of these behind at the hobby lobby?
Jamal rachiim r tolkien knew best
any% glitchless no parental assistance WORLD RECORD
round earthers destroyed
That precisely balanced sound check for a concert...
Aristotle, Descartes, Kant, and now this man
I don't have any idea what crime he committed but he should have HEARD the Police coming.
Stages of a beard
One word tony 16*
This woman is my spirit animal. Happy Monday y'all.
Is it the Umbrella corporation?
Share a Coke with Wood
Frying donuts gone wrong
Pump that baby
land of the free
I would choose wrong anyway
Not judging.... but I think my neighbour has a drug problem
I’d do it
Made on word
We can still trust martha
speaks for itself
I think we can all relate
Invite me to your session and I'll bring rations
Mugs Are Your Friends
Can't stop thinking about it.
Art is all about perspective
Gaming on a Mac.
stand Hong with Kong
At least I can choose something!
when you were the annoying and cringy kid in school
Not so poorly timed
It had to be the stASH.
Ancient depiction of a CVS receipt!
I'll stick to the burger and fries please.
I need a shirt like this.
Billy’s never gonna make it
The Circle of Pac Life
I can’t look him in the face anymore
Ok then see you later tonight.
Well it's TRUE you know. I run a body shop
Waited 3 years for this