It's the story of your life And the end of it's your death And every word that's in between Is just a waste of breath
The struggles of dieting
This little *** bit me today
My friends picking me up from the airport....
modern problem requires modern solution
Another actors career ruined by drugs & alcohol.
What’s all this talk of cats? There is only ONE cat.
With Wet Celery
oh god, england pls
Spa day for my girlfriend
Who tf has been dealing to my dog?
I'll be Making Two Comics per Week
Spidey is one of us.
lmao she has such an awful taste
Really love the new Nintendo Swiss Lite
...meanwhile in Australia
Joseph Joestar learning the lethal clacker volley technique
My friend’s birthday gift to her husband: a fantastic painting of their Derperman Pinscher
Hippo likes you
Born just in time for Area 51 you say?
Time for plotting plan B!
He seems so happy
Frosty the trollman
Yeah... my life isn't that bad after all...
What a strange thing
“The cat framed me!”
Savagery as its finest
Sign found at Toledo Zoo in Ohio
Also how I get my wife’s attention...
Oh, Master Wayne, behaaaaaaaaaave!
Success is unprotected hard work
husky telling a joke ....
Someone's in trouble
That has to be
But... how does he see with he has his shirt on?
just stole this don't @ me
To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
In the middle of a war but the beat is pure fire
Who the *** wrote this book about me
In the lab...
We have food at home. A lot tbh.
My brother was assembling a table when suddenly...
Well that's one way to deal with a problem.
RIOT for Bilbo Baggins
that filter is a real life saver
I can't disagree
Stay away from the mirror
When the worlds of Charlie & The Chocolate Factory and Doctor Who collide
How alcohol affects professionals
Carla, a fallen soldier.
My 5’1” girlfriend went to a brewery and sent me this.
Pretty normal these days
Confused destruction 100
I work in a call center. I like to draw my callers sometimes. Here is a caller that can’t quite hear me for some reason:
nice job anon
And so it be
Kids Follow their Parents
He's right you know
Only people in the UKwill understand.
Gotta love that sweet southern heat
Tomorrow is gonna be an interesting day.
And the award for best donut shop ad goes to.....
As an engineer this is very relevant
When, Germans tweet.
I do believe my Uber driver was watching porn just before he picked me and my mom up, paused it, and didn’t realize that his car’s display would betray him.
Sadly it's true
Give us our land eh
As Forrest Gump had said:
But why would a sports commentator go to area 51?
Caught this very tall gentleman at the mall
I need me some dank-ass space weed
Great example of why women live longer than men
John Cleese writes to a 14-year-old fan
Area 51 machine broke
hallelujah! you better abide to it!
Like pls leave
KFC Lithuania has the best marketing strategies
Only the smartest will understand
Old habits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Looks like a really tough diet to me >w>