How third wheeling feels

Plastic packages are officially stronger than harbor freight metal

Destroyed the man

watch

The Happiest photo you will see today on the internet.

Our new disney prince

classic

curesd

They need to chill out.

It’s Cyanide Sunday

Thought this belonged here

I look over and my wife is using her phone light to eat ice cream while we Netflix in the dark. Her reasoning is that she wanted to follow the fudge/caramel trails.

No take back

Weather stones

That's awesome! Like 100

100 Tickets Please!

Not a true fan

The Colonel and His Gang

Not opposed to this rule for personal reasons haha

Karma may be a *** but it turns out she is also my wife? Found this on my wife's desk.

Pre order vs release

undoubtably

Keeps ya thinking

Life is like...

3d shapes

Zoom in on the sign on the truck...

A beautiful way to look at things

I’m sorry what did you say?

The best gift got from my gf

Shirt I saw at “D”isney

my real job application

Ouch!!!!

That question tho

Slightly altered

You might be thicc, but you’ll never be Dexters Mom thicc.

Drying your wets is crucial to the process.

Jack Black did it.

Who IS the right person?

Have a great summer

Anyone interested to open a business account with us?

oh no

My type of society

Please!!

Simpson’s classic

Wait for it. Wait for it.....

Big girls need love too...

It was only a kiss how did it end like this? It was only a kiss. IT WAS ONLY A KISS.

911 Calls

focking weebs

Begone ANIME

Could’ve fooled me

Casually flexing on your rival.

Parents being parents

One does not simply defeat a chonk

pls no

Golden Girls

I got busted taking a picture of this guys funny shirt

I've tried it before. Don't try it.

art

When earth needs a new defender

Up 2

uffff

Ryan Reynolds posted this review.

Found this in a fortune cookie

Everyone should have a gun if this happens to 'em

At my local creperie.

Friends > pills

Rainbros

Movies lie to me, too

The perfect cosplay doesn’t exis-

The trick is to stay young at heart.

110% focus

Ultra legend

Love me some Target.

wholesome

Static with a hint of lime

What’s your blood type?

My task management system

Yeah, I'd probably super like this guy

how the world will end

Young Germans

Ah. I see.

"Movies lied to me"

What about two elephants ?

Loosen up there Katy

Aggressive plants

   

No mom, I’m fine.

auction

We all know what happened

How to create a paranormal activity

I'm Still Upset Sharon

Priorities....

....and he was delicious

Took my son to a baseball game tonight. He comes back with a footlong hot dog and says to me "I got a big weiner" lol to be an 11 year old boy.

Cats at 4am:

So im not adopted?

Half the men are in trouble

Beep beep he’s coming your way

Meanwhile, in croissant land...