Happy fuᴄking holidays

I like them better now

The Sword of Truth

My friend stayed over and left me a surprise that I didn’t see coming.

Big brain time

Oh no don't do it

Pour vous

Billy kill him

Pro...?

Three tops

Wheres waldo

The roll reversal is gr8

Too hot

lore

Poor man

THICC is just a meme to normalise fat women! Only date anorexics

This sneaky ***s

lord and saviour

cursed

Turkey gotta relax

Thought this belongs here.

Dedication to the craft

grape tubby

Blegh

The Game of Thrones spin-off we need

what if we kissed in the backrooms?

It's a win win

A taboo subject

Don’t laugh or ask what’s wrong. Just smile.

Couldn’t afford a yacht so got this instead

are you ?

Me, every day

kill it now

Daring move

texting people if they got home safe

P’tang

*** conformist

This is ..... Fantastic

Purrsistence is key

All credit goes to system32comics

If God loves me...

Medium Rare or Nothing!

Translation :“Thank you very much for keeping the bathroom clean. If you see someone making a mess, let me know. I’ll clean them up.”

Sometimes a little recognition goes a long way for our unsung hero’s!

Are you paying me?

L8r losers.

I’m worried about the cat. How is he getting the air?

High school graduation allowed parents to send personalized messages on the ticker in the arena. This rotated through every 8 minutes.

You have failed Joshua

Bippity boppity who?

pls no

Nooooooooooo

Stay with me dammit! Don't turn off

Nein nein nein

Whoa Black Betty!

Never skip grammer class.

Be aware of the kitten tank

For every situation!!

Life Lesson in Office

It’s summer of 2019. Had to dig this one out of storage...

I don't quite remember this particular one

perfect guy

The Perfect Interview

dont know why but i h8 it

Literally and figuratively

Why a Menu is called Menu?

Oh canadaaa

Just gonna go grab a root beer

Borger

For fun I create unnecessary products, the DigitsComb is a finger comb to give you a natural hair look anytime.

The future is now old man

   

You got it

Ladies and gentlemen - the current U.K. leadership contenders.

Their to high

Friggin Susan...

At least he’s honest

The alpha mode

The greatest reporter of all time

This is interesting to say the least

$6 million bird

Context Matters

To Infinity and the grave!

Randomness

Observe everything

Run forest, Run.

I'm omw

big

French fuᴄks copyrighting everything

quantity

Day 3 of googly eyeing things around the house. Wife wasn't annoyed at all, called it adorable.

Thots

Boss gave me this amazing parting gift on my last day at work

Gaming the system.

hmmm

Every parent school story ever

Easy to remember periodic table

Huh

Terry is the best

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