quantity

Day 3 of googly eyeing things around the house. Wife wasn't annoyed at all, called it adorable.

Thots

Boss gave me this amazing parting gift on my last day at work

Gaming the system.

hmmm

Every parent school story ever

Easy to remember periodic table

Huh

Terry is the best

Anschluss

Dawg its hard on the streets

WHY THERE'S A F**KING DINOSAUR IN THE KITCHEN, KAREN.

Fashion at its best

Who’s taking one for the team?

Thank you Uncle Lars!

Fire at will!

Got the body of a wisdom tooth.

Strange Planet by Nathan W Pyle is my favorite comic.

Trying to hide your feelings in front of your boss

RS for life

You should.....

Dear comic makers, Less is More

I knew that car I drew in 2nd grade was real

Had me in fits! :p

Kmart is for another dimension

Amin Yashed - What a name

What doesnt kill you, may still traumatize you for life and lead to many problems.

Imagine putting that on a resume

hahahaha....

Because dick

Might try this one time

Have to say that was a bit harsh

The best image I’ve taken with a horse

Some love for the homies

When people ask me to help set-up their new PC, I send them this...

Careful now mobile users

Doom time

This is a man's world

all that for a drop of blood

I learnt it the hard way

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence

Feel free

The correct way to go down a slide

Went for a walk today and my dog found a baby bird.

Oxygen, you're killing me.

Change team

Tiger enjoying hot spring

Not my kind of future unless they inject the egg with hormones

Pet Peeves

that’s godly

How third wheeling feels

Plastic packages are officially stronger than harbor freight metal

Destroyed the man

watch

The Happiest photo you will see today on the internet.

Our new disney prince

classic

curesd

They need to chill out.

It’s Cyanide Sunday

Thought this belonged here

I look over and my wife is using her phone light to eat ice cream while we Netflix in the dark. Her reasoning is that she wanted to follow the fudge/caramel trails.

No take back

Weather stones

That's awesome! Like 100

100 Tickets Please!

Not a true fan

The Colonel and His Gang

Not opposed to this rule for personal reasons haha

Karma may be a *** but it turns out she is also my wife? Found this on my wife's desk.

Pre order vs release

undoubtably

Keeps ya thinking

Life is like...

3d shapes

Zoom in on the sign on the truck...

A beautiful way to look at things

I’m sorry what did you say?

The best gift got from my gf

Shirt I saw at “D”isney

my real job application

Ouch!!!!

That question tho

Slightly altered

You might be thicc, but you’ll never be Dexters Mom thicc.

Drying your wets is crucial to the process.

Jack Black did it.

Who IS the right person?

Have a great summer

Anyone interested to open a business account with us?

oh no

My type of society

Please!!

Simpson’s classic

Wait for it. Wait for it.....

Big girls need love too...

It was only a kiss how did it end like this? It was only a kiss. IT WAS ONLY A KISS.

911 Calls

focking weebs