Not my kind of future unless they inject the egg with hormones
How third wheeling feels
Plastic packages are officially stronger than harbor freight metal
Destroyed the man
The Happiest photo you will see today on the internet.
Our new disney prince
They need to chill out.
It’s Cyanide Sunday
Thought this belonged here
I look over and my wife is using her phone light to eat ice cream while we Netflix in the dark. Her reasoning is that she wanted to follow the fudge/caramel trails.
No take back
That's awesome! Like 100
100 Tickets Please!
Not a true fan
The Colonel and His Gang
Not opposed to this rule for personal reasons haha
Karma may be a *** but it turns out she is also my wife? Found this on my wife's desk.
Pre order vs release
Keeps ya thinking
Life is like...
Zoom in on the sign on the truck...
A beautiful way to look at things
I’m sorry what did you say?
The best gift got from my gf
Shirt I saw at “D”isney
my real job application
That question tho
You might be thicc, but you’ll never be Dexters Mom thicc.
Drying your wets is crucial to the process.
Jack Black did it.
Who IS the right person?
Have a great summer
Anyone interested to open a business account with us?
My type of society
Wait for it. Wait for it.....
Big girls need love too...
It was only a kiss how did it end like this? It was only a kiss. IT WAS ONLY A KISS.
Could’ve fooled me
Casually flexing on your rival.
Parents being parents
One does not simply defeat a chonk
I got busted taking a picture of this guys funny shirt
I've tried it before. Don't try it.
When earth needs a new defender
Ryan Reynolds posted this review.
Found this in a fortune cookie
Everyone should have a gun if this happens to 'em
At my local creperie.
Friends > pills
Movies lie to me, too
The perfect cosplay doesn’t exis-
The trick is to stay young at heart.
Love me some Target.
Static with a hint of lime
What’s your blood type?
My task management system
Yeah, I'd probably super like this guy
how the world will end
Ah. I see.
"Movies lied to me"
What about two elephants ?
Loosen up there Katy
No mom, I’m fine.
We all know what happened
How to create a paranormal activity
I'm Still Upset Sharon
....and he was delicious
Took my son to a baseball game tonight. He comes back with a footlong hot dog and says to me "I got a big weiner" lol to be an 11 year old boy.
Cats at 4am:
So im not adopted?