Awaiting the new king!

Officer, I would like to report a kidnapping.

Huh

that hoe over there

Most of the kids are around 2 or 3

Get better soon!

quote

Zombie threat assessment

Lisa need braces

how to be popular on tinder

Works for me

only manlets do this to make themselfs feel tall

It's slightly sexist but still kinda funny

This is so true! :D

Why is there no Flat Mars Society ?

Next level face swapping!

Eggxactly

At the dentist.

Sonic sez!

A long time ago...

obummer

Wizards, no sense of right and left

all covered

My favorite street art in Houston.

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it

Content of women's magazines

Just in case - this one’s for you

Why I won’t be a teacher

Message received

Well it ain’t wrong

I mean, who could possibly know?

Why is it still light outside?

Don't talk to me or my Koichi ever again

Does EA actually think we’re stupid or something.

tuck them in

Top wingman

Best stuff happens at festivals

You gotta beat the ratrace, so you don't get stuck in the hamsterwheel or the mousetrap.

Beards change everything

Tom and jerri

Repeatedly baffled christendom by continuing to live

Take this as a ***ing warning! It’s wolverbean!

When someone asks me to give them a hand

I.Q. Droppers incoming.

Didn’t know this was even possible.

Blast from the past. Found this gold in Facebook Memories from 2012

Happy fuᴄking holidays

I like them better now

The Sword of Truth

My friend stayed over and left me a surprise that I didn’t see coming.

Big brain time

Oh no don't do it

Pour vous

Billy kill him

Pro...?

Three tops

Wheres waldo

The roll reversal is gr8

Too hot

lore

Poor man

THICC is just a meme to normalise fat women! Only date anorexics

This sneaky ***s

lord and saviour

cursed

Turkey gotta relax

Thought this belongs here.

Dedication to the craft

grape tubby

Blegh

The Game of Thrones spin-off we need

what if we kissed in the backrooms?

It's a win win

A taboo subject

Don’t laugh or ask what’s wrong. Just smile.

Couldn’t afford a yacht so got this instead

are you ?

Me, every day

kill it now

Daring move

texting people if they got home safe

P’tang

*** conformist

This is ..... Fantastic

Purrsistence is key

All credit goes to system32comics

If God loves me...

Medium Rare or Nothing!

Translation :“Thank you very much for keeping the bathroom clean. If you see someone making a mess, let me know. I’ll clean them up.”

Sometimes a little recognition goes a long way for our unsung hero’s!

Are you paying me?

L8r losers.

I’m worried about the cat. How is he getting the air?

High school graduation allowed parents to send personalized messages on the ticker in the arena. This rotated through every 8 minutes.

You have failed Joshua

Bippity boppity who?

pls no

Nooooooooooo

Stay with me dammit! Don't turn off

Nein nein nein