Oh, and wash your hands

Crack me up good

Oh you stop it

This messed me up

It will always be the Undo button. Can't unsee!

So my dad just texted this to a group I’m in.

Before Cellphones People Took Selfies With Grapes

Remarkable Anti-theft Device

2 Dad 2 Furious

Smoked fish.

Aiming to reach my goals

Milf hunter #1

Diddy forgot what a 1$ bill looked like

Big questions indeed

Danger alert!!!

Roast Me!

Just look at that face

Hey, brother!

One Duck To Rule Them All

My friend dressed up as Eleven to recreate one of his favorite scenes in anticipation of Stranger Things season 3

And thus, balance was restored

then he waddled away, waddle, waddle

Flight of the penguin.

OIL

It's all about the numbers

There's nothing but fungus there now

at least the style got better

happens

Now this is just evil.

This was easily the greatest part of Zack of Miri

And somehow it worked

It burn calories don't it?

Someone posted this to our neighborhood watch page

They turn me on

that actually explains a lot

A Man's Duty...

Please change your password

what ar ye doin in my oil field?

WAFA

Money good

So do your game teammates

There goes the greatest magician of our day

patched him up real good

It’s that time of year again in Arizona.

I guess 6ix9ine is a saint now

The One..........

We talked about this!

Generation Ink

Nothing to see here....

the army is a weird place

Ariana Grande stage was a giant toilet

"We lost the dude in the sled about a mile back, but who cares, we're having too much fun"

bone grandpa

Zankoku na tenshi no you ni Shounen yo shinwa ni nare ♫

My 11-year-old: "Why is there a magazine called 'Poopie'?"

Lucille Ball. The O.G. face of funny.

I do want to close my eyes.

That would reassure me

Sorry if posted already

Soul stone shenanigans

I never know when to actually use this button

Oh that’s coo..oh no

As a goat i confirm

Today my friend tried axe-throwing. It ended quite unexpectedly

miss me with that

Like it was yesterday.

This picture I took of my dogs as the ball was being thrown

You Got To Get A J.O.B.

They're all so cute tho

just the dawning lights

New favorite hobby: photoshopping my cat into movie posters and setting them as my fiance's phone background.

Ultimate solution to littering!

I have a lil Lego model at work I keep my aspirin in. I call it the Pain Train.

drugs are 1% evil 99% hot air coming from the devils butt

almost heaven

This made me chuckle more than it should have.

Downtown Chicago found this creative and funny name.

Reesonable if it brings a few smiles

Just stop arguing

the ultimate weapon

First thing first

Something both parties can agree on

How about a round of applause

Netflix getting a little too real

Like wtf

Why would you think this was smart?!?!

been on a huge brussels sprouts kick lately

Cooking 4 Kids

Moms always got your back

Doing the God’s work.

Thanks, Lowes!

This listing on ebay got me cracked up for 20 minutes.

this is pretty wholesome

Relationships are hard

Blubberbernd

Top notch comedy

Simple Chemistry

Two types of people

Good idea actually

How girls pose at the beach