My attempt at a Mitch Hedberg style joke.

Something we all need

Woken

Unappealing is the trend of this summer.

What an outstanding move!

I have noticed this unfortunate fact

He deserves a promotion

Just a polite tall Dutch guy at a concert

Shopping online for nose rings and this came up...

It’s all love really

Credit to IG user @jdrift01

Nooooo.. You Can't Marry With Her.... I Can't Live Without You

Eye can't!

I’m ready I’m ready.

If internet browsers were children

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

This day isn’t far!!

You’d never know

Choose your fighter.

This store....

Nice try, China

Toy story took a dark turn

Hey 90s kids.. 'member JNCO?

yep

Every time I smoke, next thing you know;

In a dragon cave...

It's too hot

Did I ??

We should establish a Shrek 5 Anti-Fap Task Force (S5AFTF)

***ing Karen

No Nonsense Coffee Guide

We are LEGOIN

My trial is running since 2007

My favorite line in Park and Rec

Only retro games like quake II

Fair enough then...

All animals want to live..

Dear Karen:

And how would you like to pay today?

Don't worry about it, okay?

Consuela from Family Guy Cosplay

Supermarket knows what baby needs

Review of a $130,000 paper shredder on Amazon

Laughs

stoping for ice cream

At least you’ll get them back

Save Johnny

Beep boop im a robot

uhh.. sorry guys if im a little antisocial, i'm not feeling too well

TRUTH 100

Christian life international church. They thought they needed more so they added a cross.. beautiful.

Thanks, I'll be here all week

how cucks are created

Missing a reference ,

Only old farts will understand

YOU OKAY BRO??

Farmers With A Sense Of Humor

Is Elrond's other job a philosopher... or a genius

What My Dad Says...

Subtle Savage

God damn cat

When the neighbours cat came to visit, I'd open a can of tuna for him. Today, he brought his girlfriend.

anyone watching in 2020?

Disney has savage comebacks

Hello there

Youtube has done us dirty..

Illuminati confirmed.

Seagulls

Love will tear us apart

It do be like that

its a free country

Sharing caring

Acceptable personal attack

"Nah, didn't feel a thing"

Life is life

HGTV shows

HGTV shows

Happy Pineapple Day!

This toy’s packaging is on another level

Underappreciated art

That’s how companies trap you

Found at my local taco shop.

I really have the physic of a greek god

indeed

it be like that

So deep

They had us in the first half....

My local animal shelter isn’t holding back anymore

Some Prime and classy Tinder History

anon uses public restrooms

Oh, and wash your hands

Crack me up good

Oh you stop it

This messed me up

It will always be the Undo button. Can't unsee!

So my dad just texted this to a group I’m in.

Before Cellphones People Took Selfies With Grapes

Remarkable Anti-theft Device

2 Dad 2 Furious

Smoked fish.