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Jesus was here.
BBQ time !
Only people of a certain age will get this one.
Not a particularly good ending
There’s a fine line
Happens to me every sunday
in some languages ...
There's a dehumidifier running in the next room and I'm drinking water constantly
The turtles know how to get past the law
Need a man...
It's that hot in France - even the people are melting.....
Expectation - But Reality
A flat tire in Alaska.
Great apes are twice as strong as they look
I hope he didn't notice
6 pack abs
Now you have two swords for twice the thrusting
Climate change is real
Dead battery? No problem
So i realised its today?
Have at thee
In Canada our deer use the crosswalk
He still thinks we are friends
November India Golf
New Airpods leeked
Love vs Lust
Makes me laugh every single time
Curry gives Indians their strength.
Where are my balls Karen????
OMG, stay off of her!
Adam & Eve Discuss...
Love you dad
When she thinks the wedding is all about her, but you are reminding her that it’s your day too
Drinking for a cause
“I was like,’Emilio!’”
Best disguise I've ever seen
Get married faster, boys
Bill Nye’s tragic backstory, now on Netflix
Prisoner of Home
ACID kicking in...
I could not, not share this
I am a disgrace
Jeff Daniel's highschool yearbook shows he was destined to play Harry in Dumb and Dumber
I swear officer..
Book fair was the best
*Insert a pun here*
Please take a seat.
If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t
The adpocalypse was right under our noses
That counts, right?
How I imagine foreigners picture Americans
Almost made it through the barn window!
Please clean my *** daady oxi
Gaius Still Flexing in 2019
Dog bike runs pretty well for missing a few nuts
This is what peak performance looks like
Cinnamon - Peppermint
This is what good neighbors do!
Michael Cera is just every character he plays
Nothing but disapointment
My attempt at a Mitch Hedberg style joke.
Something we all need
Unappealing is the trend of this summer.
What an outstanding move!
I have noticed this unfortunate fact
He deserves a promotion
Just a polite tall Dutch guy at a concert
Shopping online for nose rings and this came up...
It’s all love really
*** all y'all
Credit to IG user @jdrift01
Nooooo.. You Can't Marry With Her.... I Can't Live Without You
I’m ready I’m ready.
If internet browsers were children
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
This day isn’t far!!
You’d never know
Choose your fighter.
Nice try, China
Toy story took a dark turn
Hey 90s kids.. 'member JNCO?