The cleaning ladies at my job are brutal. This was hanging above the urinal.

Poop gun

imagine being paid for shitposting

Small business are the best

Eugene was the ultimate procrastinator.

Bling bling...

Today I’m quitting my college restaurant job and this is how I’m doing it

Took me a moment to realise

Meow Mother ***ers

Dirty humans dirty

What else were we wrong about???

Silver linings

Relax, Computer

Would watch tbh

Walked into the bathroom at work and found this freakin gem. I kinda wanna take it.

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He’s inside you at this very moment!

Batman intensifies

Anyone looking to adopt a charming young boy?

hmm

"I don't care that you are full! There's kids out there that don't get to eat at all!"

   

The absolute worst way to recreate a family photo.

There’s only one Avatar and he’s not blue

Exit strategy!

100% me lol

wholesome anon

Tails: “I’m about to end this man’s career”

You need to think again

I'd like to see this as a movie

22 am I sexy

Ehh?!?

Killing it together

Never share your password :D

Let Jesus take the wheel...

I can’t stop laughing at this!

Each booth is an alternate reality.............

Look who I ran into today... aw f*ck it, it was Ryan Stiles and he is very, very nice.

So freaking accurate...

Leaked photo of NASA taking the Sun down for maintenance.

Hola hola hola

Re enactment

Bill bye the science guy

that’s yummy

Everybody does this, right?

Getting sipped

X - Dought

Yep, Can confirm that's a cow

The perfect crossover doesn't exi....

Nice review

Show Up For The Ice Cream And Leave With a Smile

These parents are fairly odd.....

Poor monkey

Kinda wholesome

wow cool belief, thanks for sharing

Cats are all the same no matter the size

Unfortunate place to stand

Only love

YEEAAAAHHHHHHH

Gotta love interns

Don’t look at me

"Nice graphics hated the storyline"

Shit

Most Canadian thing ever!

   

powerful

Fascinating...

UPS driver wouldn’t deliver to my friends house because of the “dogs with big ears.”

The best kind of Corndog

Und ja, but verrrrrrry tasty!

What would you do?

So am I a Disney princess now?

Our local grocer hired an artist to do the endcaps on each isle. So far, so good.

Just a baby gator chillin’ with the crocs on the back porch. He’s adopted.

Supra-genious

Boxes are being kidnapped

Where'd I leave my damn wings?

Good shit.

Tickle me elbow

I told Siri to set a reminder at 2PM for a massage appointment at Buckner Chiropractics

Dad, u da real savage

Pretty accurate way to describe humans

How many rest days?

Once pride month is over...

Who needs Saul Goodman?

Fat f*cks deserve love too

they be like it

Important life skills

Hate to walk in on you like this...

just as planned

I'll never learn

I captured this picture of my boyfriend because I need the internet to know that he dresses like an 80’s cocaine dealer.

adorbs

Got this mail today

absolutly understandable

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock!

July's schedule

What’s it like to be single & 30 you ask? Well, today I ate Doritos wrapped in deli meat.

Happy Canada Day

And here we see the rare Siberian Huskodile in its natural habitat.