My phone thought I was exercising while I was power walking through my house looking for my shoes

She meant daddy

That how it be...

My four-year-old said there was a surprise in my protien powder...

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Can we get away with just a little devaluing?

Bamboozle a conspiracist

Nasty

How I'll spend the 4th of July and any night with fireworks.

That damn popcorn

This facebook group I just joined

Them backroads...

My stream halted at this moment

Volcano In Italy, Exploding in Italian.

If you are not watching 90 Day Fiancé, you should be.

Thinks back to the cod lobby days.....

Salute to this man!

Cookies, Assemble!

Can’t wait for my wireless upgrade

Have a Safe and happy 4th of July this week!

It's 100% true

Eh... yea

Don’t assume

Learn your grammar kids

Don't cry for me Argentina

Can’t wait for Toy Story 5

There is clearly no comparison

If at first you don't succeed try and try again?

Dirty sex talk

You still in charge?

My grandmother’s pop socket on her phone

hmmmm

It was cute...

Tosts have a potential in helping with depression

Mamma mia!

Congratulations to Deznal227 for the face reveal

Hey England!

What cats look like !! What surprised them ..

Thanks, I would have missed that

respect

Noice

Sheesh, just buy a car

Born in the USA

google the black panther party

Prank 'em

Don’t mess with Dolly’s man

big oof

thanks a lot kirifuda

July to...Eternity

Pop-pop escaped from prison again

this post was sponsored by pokematic corporation

A kebab a day keeps the abs away

the only things keep Me alive !

My father was a giraffe

Heaven can weight

Fast and Fuhrerious

This sign outside a local pub.

'90s nostalgia.

Even better

PARENTING HACK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW!

I'm happy

Nice flag

Black Betty

I don’t care, Karen

I put these otherwise unused buttons to good use!

Being a single mother is hard

Old but

Selling my camouflage jumpsuit

Novels

Let's fight him together

Mom is like - I love you all equally

Handing Down Justice

spider

Smol cat

   

Ohh babe this is really bad!

Mom, it was a joke I swear.

Geniuses at 4chan

damned weebs

Based Japan

Careful. He’s a hero

This is a family show

I need a moment

Ay yo wtf

nice ass

Do you have the skill to be awoken up?

B***man intensifies

Of course it works

Gamers oppressed again

These gaming ads are right on the money.

Father and son recreating a tender moment.

Pretty much life with a younger sibling in a nutshell.

reddot

Every time. Lol

their job is done

Just to make sure, ya know?

I'm sad that I didn't think of that before

Someone’s raiden my bin

Feelin cute. Might scare away evil sprits later. IDK.

Are you walking?