Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
thanks a lot kirifuda
Pop-pop escaped from prison again
this post was sponsored by pokematic corporation
A kebab a day keeps the abs away
the only things keep Me alive !
My father was a giraffe
Heaven can weight
Fast and Fuhrerious
This sign outside a local pub.
PARENTING HACK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW!
I don’t care, Karen
I put these otherwise unused buttons to good use!
Being a single mother is hard
Selling my camouflage jumpsuit
Let's fight him together
Mom is like - I love you all equally
Handing Down Justice
Ohh babe this is really bad!
Mom, it was a joke I swear.
Geniuses at 4chan
Careful. He’s a hero
This is a family show
I need a moment
Ay yo wtf
Do you have the skill to be awoken up?
Of course it works
Gamers oppressed again
These gaming ads are right on the money.
Father and son recreating a tender moment.
Pretty much life with a younger sibling in a nutshell.
Every time. Lol
their job is done
Just to make sure, ya know?
I'm sad that I didn't think of that before
Someone’s raiden my bin
Feelin cute. Might scare away evil sprits later. IDK.
Are you walking?
Even though my photo turned out blurry, I got a kick out of this overly dramatic prairie dog.
You can check out but you can’t ever leave, one star.
The fake language they invented was called "Alienese"
A handy chart for all of those teens about to take their driving test.
USWNT star Alex Morgan declares war against the British as she "sips tea" after scoring goal that sends England home, and USA to the world cup finals
Properly labeling moving boxes is essential
That is perfect alignment tho
I like cheddar porn
Still the best football photo ever.
old man !
Why does this photo exist?
Rigain youl honol, commit sudoku
Grandmaster Stone Skip - 石スキップ
Oh, the joys of dating apps
How is this deep ?!!!
The cleaning ladies at my job are brutal. This was hanging above the urinal.
imagine being paid for shitposting
Small business are the best
Eugene was the ultimate procrastinator.
Today I’m quitting my college restaurant job and this is how I’m doing it
Took me a moment to realise
Meow Mother ***ers
Dirty humans dirty
What else were we wrong about???
Would watch tbh
Walked into the bathroom at work and found this freakin gem. I kinda wanna take it.
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He’s inside you at this very moment!
Anyone looking to adopt a charming young boy?
"I don't care that you are full! There's kids out there that don't get to eat at all!"
The absolute worst way to recreate a family photo.
There’s only one Avatar and he’s not blue
100% me lol
Tails: “I’m about to end this man’s career”
You need to think again