I Want What He’s Smoking

Peak Bananas.

What do we do now?

thats nasty

Mmmmmmm no for me

Im gonna need a refund.

See What the *** Ya'll Done Did!

Its a constant reminder

Don't forget the important things on vacation.

Dedicating a book

widepeepoHappy

Clean your room retard.

Can you imagine getting locked up and having to admit it is because you licked ice cream

One if by land, two if by sea...

Helpful food chart for dogs

There’s a max ammo bro just revive me first

The perfect analogy doesn’t exi....

Found by a family member

That smile though.

With the new Little Mermaid coming out, I think we all know who should be cast as Poseidon

Bill Nye - "There's already enough plastic in the ocean"

The Washington Monument is pretty terrifying after fireworks

China

Saturday mood:

Saw this on the car parked next to us today.

Pass the Sauce

Lol.......read you will find it funny

Tell me more.

I better not catch you guys using plastic straws.

Say no to Plastic

Nana been photoshopping out f*ckboys since the 70’s

Peace

True art isn't forever.

Unless

There's something wrong with this mirror...

I'm Asian, I got A.

Chokes a turtle

My dog>Drake

British priorities

Stranger Things 3 in a nutshell.

I saw this on twitter and lost it

All airports must be captured!!

TMI

M A T H S

big tiddy plague doctor gf

I find this to be pretty spot on

So Long little one

No Reverse gear

Hidden police officer........

Coyote warning

Wife- “can you not wait to take this picture” me- “no, it’ll be 69423 when we get to work and I need fake internet points”

The creature is erratic.

Had to think for a sec, but these boys got his back

Hollywood Starfish

California - shaken or lit?

Sad but I have thought this before

Conquering airports since 1770s

Still Happening

Hate it when this happens.

Look both ways before crossing

Can we start a petition to make a Mild Panic Emoji?

Glo Up!

Have you finished taking photos?

SMH hoes these days.

I pick your dic

Had this card for 10 years. I’m about to be an uncle and totally spaced on sending this to my SIL

Did I take her too literally?

A true role model

That is pure gold

shrek

And he is right.

When you don't stay hydrated

"Cats photos"taken in the right place and at the right tim

Introvertebrate

Dude got Priorities

Robert Downey Jr’s dog is into some kinky stuff

East side of U.S hearing about all California’s earthquakes

I'm a bus driver and this is my bus for the day...

You cause asthma

They couldn't keep the secret forever.

My lawn mower key has a warning to not mow over your kids

Inclompete data

Song of the Siren

Saw this on Twitter. Thought it belong here

Wayment... wut

Lieutenant Pupper at you service!

Very true.

Lady’s and gentlemen we got em

Jesus hears ya, Jesus don't care

She used to be all black but 13 years of being a good dog can wear you down!

most American response to the most American door mat

Now this is the Live Action casting I want to see! Terry Crews as He-Man.

The only useful statue in the world

“I feel the need...the need for speed.” -GW, 1776

Never forget our brave soldiers

(yoda die noise)

This is how you know it’s quality

Stupid batteries

So after I swapped all the photos Tjmaxx took them all down and mailed them back to me with my last pay stub

The gayest shit.