He lives on Mein Kampfy couch

They asked for a good photo, so...

Finnaly out of debt.

I’ll be watching you

Poor ʕ´•ᴥ•`ʔ

Don't forget to feed your roomba

What happened to your shaft Roberts?

Jesus christ squirrel

I am normal

Be gone T-Rex!

Please add

They got a point..

It looks a bit froggy outside

You must learn to swim

Just like the simulations

Literally shaking right now

   

The real star we need in Mermaid

Pick up on aisle two...

Did a goose write this?

How many gamer girls were needed to take that shot?

I am invisible now

excuse me what the ***

*Lenny face intensifies*

*** oath ***

keep your commie propaganda to yourself!

e.v.i.l.

They never thought about this...

My co-worker got his hands on a labeler.

cursed pope

Anon at a mental hospital

Marinated wildlife

Why you little!

I couldn't resist...

Connection Issues

Anon at home

Sneaky buggers.

This always make me chuckle

Saw this on a car today

Joseph best Jojo

Don't have a friend take a picture of me while sitting on an unstable chain link fence

I should not be guffawing with this much vigour

This Hotel

heathens begone

idk that feel :/

Disney knows how to milk a franchise

Jesus shapes pasta

When acting 10 years maybe 1 minute here on earth.

Ghostbusters!

Programmer Humor

Bahha

patrick tryna clap some cheeks

My wife cleaned our daughter's room and left this on her whiteboard - she was not happy, haha

Those damn digital STI’s

hmmm

Better act like them too

A little too late to tell me that now, huh

Still believed that a year into getting my drivers license

Ain’t no phone in my balogn

maybe

stacy anon

For When the Meth is Cold?

Yeah, Chris!

welp

one ring

My son doesn’t think he looks like me.

Utah knows what's up!

Sephora

   

lemme have uhhh..

Dealbreaker.

You can't unsee it

Built my 6 y/o her first rig, decided to use her favorite show to help guide her to the games she's currently into.

Curry is the word

What else to say?

Why are you riding the subway, Spider-Man?

are u ok bruh?

GIVE US WHAT WE WANT

Dabbing

A number game...

I was such an annoying brat

or just shake ur phone..

Don’t tell me what to do.

**welcomes newborn sibling to the family.**

crunchy grapes

Never too much

Ahh the public pool

Yes I speak very French

Attention Grabbing

This babysloth says hi

My husband always said he looks more like his dad when he was young, and not his mom. I finally got to prove him wrong.

You had one job firetruck.

cat = rescued

You sonuva***

asthma.

Found this post on my apartments web forum.

Suspect still at large.

She is right you know...

It's not your normal kind of light

Robot Jesus