Write something about yourself. Try to be short and funny!
Coronavirus observed under a microscope for the first time, colorised,
scented quarantine candles
The attention to detail
New strip club at the mall
it means you have to practise more, WEAKLING
Adapt and overcome.
BRAIN bigger than yours TITS bigger than yours
We named her "Let me speak to the manager"
My first blind date. If this doesn’t work out nothing will.
I heard you weren't carrying estus flasks irl
My mom always did
Nice party dude
Yes dad we know...
My uncle was left in charge of me for one day, so he took me to a UGA game and passed me around to a bunch of college kids to spike my hair.
You cannot hide from me
My dad decided to recreate my maternity shoot
this seriously got out of hand
At first I thought the dog wrote the note and his name was Troy and he was a smug-looking new neighbor who was somehow in fourth grade too and who had just walked right into this person's house lol
It's the thrill of the fight
And That, Kids, Is How I Met Your Mother
It’s a glitch in Skyrim
And thats a fact
Please buy them
Press F for this man
better than Fox knife
The delivery note got put inside the card instead of a birthday message
hey there son
Netflix photoshopped a pencil into BRIANS hand instead of the Zoot. IM DYING
After lock down
Damn that's cool and all, you guys making improvised gas bombs yet?
Driving while soy
He just loves car rides.
ridin' with Biden
I legitimately have the worst handwriting you've ever seen
A heard of dogs have appeared
For the flat earthers out there
She Zerg Rush my heart
Walked in and thought the TV got smashed, wife just paused on the Netflix intro.
Asked my dad for a blank CD, showed me this saying “I’ve got a clear one”.
Leave extra dipping sauce packets, too, because she has pockets
Asked for a full glass, she delivered.
That kid is good
I subscribe to the zombie cat theory
Follow up to the core memory meme
Short run :D
Step by step push-up tutorial
perscribes cocaine for headache*
it's a sacrifice i am willing to make to server Greta Thunberg
Rebuilt my house with my quarantine downtime
No quarter for the wicked
freedom, and insulin, ain't free
my favourite brand!
This magazine rack certainly sums up Georgia!
Virgin eunuck animal
Found this hanging up at my vet’s office.
i bet they want to put their stinky fingerprints all over my RGB
Biden at it boi
It’s like nothing ever happened
climbing up ...
this is so sad alexa play the stains of time
Don’t mind if I do!
This 'Show Me How' book teaching me how to vandalise discreetly
A brief introduction to the Vespidae kingdom
YEAR OF THE RACOON
Olive Garden waiter hooked us up
My sister made me this masterpiece for my 30th.
The tag on my son's swim bottoms.
A family member of mine was hospitalised recently and received a get-well-card from friends.
I did it so people thought I was first
Always take social distancing seriously
My nephew and his first sprinkler toy
Not far from truth
How MAD is She??
It's for the birbs
Come here. You see that?
Know your place Ms. Evans
My brother caught his cats having a council to plot his inevitable demise
Sometimes marbles was enough
Time is slowly creeping upon us
Jack Ross / Bob Black
Sorry for my bad English.
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