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CorpZeWolVe · 6-Year Club · 5 points · 5 years ago
This makes me want to bring up age comparative sexual market value but I know it's just a meme and irrespective of that blatant factoid that there are people who would actually blatantly argue that these are the only options and they aren't even beholden to a specific political background.
pokematic · 17 points · 5 years ago
You mean the "men become more desirable as they age because they are more established in being providers whereas women become less desirable because they get closer to not being able to bear children and lose their signs of fertility" thing?
Gigadrone · 6-Year Club · OP · 12 points · 5 years ago
I'm just using this meme as a way to say I want to clap those extraterrestrials. I know those aren't the only choices....but it includes the one I want
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