It's nice to know Sarah Jessica Parker wears a helmet.

Shopping for baby monitors. I don’t think I can afford to power the one on the right.

There's nothing left there except Tupac and Elvis

You ask too many question puny hooman

Hanging with the buoys

I love you, and I miss you, hhhuuuuuuu

A New Word for Today

Need a hug? How about revenge, instead?

I need some hot shingles

The very first smartphone in the world

Seen today in Barcelona, lady parks in the underground.

We Finally Meet Again, Dark Knight

You may only enter this website if you are 18 years or older.

Yeah they can't stop us now

She got the *** outta there

The more ads, the less motivated to see it

Dude, she's hot, can't help myself...

Plane door be ballin

welp

Happy birthday to Dick.. Matt...

Oh sh*t just got real

Music puns

Just give it to your mom

When the old soap melds with the new...

Toetal misfortune

Science at its best!

Lawn mowing special forces

That's quite an assumption you've made there, Netflix

it’s a Volkswagen Beetle

Stuffed, in more than one way

Cardi B's music has a certain "quality"

Oh look its us

welp

Turns out The Joker got away!

interested

If you Liter in this town , you may have to explain yourself in quart.

If it is stupid but it works, it ain't stupid.

Heartbroken..

I'm joining

D for Disneyland...

The owner of Ukiyoe Small Museum in Kyoto definitely has got life figured out.

Do not be fooled

Thpider

A stunning eyewitness recount...

This is our ocean now

I guess you have to be a certain age

There's a photo of Dwayne Johnson in the rock section of this nature center I was in.

we're gold boys

he gona do it

Found this in a sign store, thought it was funny af and had to buy it. Feel like the dog is speaking directly to my spoiled pups

we need him to succeed

Always remember the first rule

Let’s see who’s behind THIS mask!

Gotta commit honorabru suddoku

Remember the battle

Loading screen tips be like

Comic by Scott Hilburn

Just my mom and aunt doing family things in Wales.

Car humor from a local quick lube.

Worth considering where doors go on your lettering

I would have giving my student a 100 automatically for this

What the British say, what they mean and what the world thinks they mean...

The ridiculousness is that your mom looks like your dad in drag.

My wife wasn’t sure what to spend our 1900 Dave and Busters tickets on. I made an executive decision.

Andrew Rambo Jackson

4, 2, 3, in that order

Never give up. Don’t ever give up.

Hard to tell if it's dead yet

Im Hannah

First off, you're being a jerk now

This sign at my local Orthodox church...

Don't you think?

A+ for Creativity Dude

This is why I hate summer

The booty on the logo of these fake Jordans

Long live the contraband toaster

Probably get lost in new

Educational.

Only legends...

Fashion at its best.

Found a few Ethernet ports!

This man in Lake Geneva that tells kids to keep his summer home a secret

State Farm is the best neighbor!

I restored an 80's era YouTube Machine

I really need it

It's my son's first birthday. His middle name is in honor of Dwight Schrute's actor.

Before and after this dog was told he was a good boy

smort

Chihuahua =Satan

Yall better be over 18

Bought a Sasquatch mug

Sam's Club lobsters are the most protected in the universe

The only way.....

Did he spook you a bit?

Why is printer ink so expensive!?

I M LIVID

Found in the kitchen of my local breakfast place. My kids couldn't understand why I was laughing. Brilliant.

He hasn’t planned that far ahead

Good. Good

My new Roomba ran over my dog’s shit and proceeded to “clean” the rest of my house.