It's my son's first birthday. His middle name is in honor of Dwight Schrute's actor.

Before and after this dog was told he was a good boy

smort

Chihuahua =Satan

Yall better be over 18

Bought a Sasquatch mug

Sam's Club lobsters are the most protected in the universe

The only way.....

Did he spook you a bit?

Why is printer ink so expensive!?

I M LIVID

Found in the kitchen of my local breakfast place. My kids couldn't understand why I was laughing. Brilliant.

He hasn’t planned that far ahead

Good. Good

My new Roomba ran over my dog’s shit and proceeded to “clean” the rest of my house.

*YOUR

*Anger Intensifies*

But they're Wobbuffet, Unown, and Smeargle

He is so tall right?

That's gunna bruise

We all walk like Frankenstein.

Like a freak on a leash.

Roasted 100

We are flintstone kids, 10 million strong and growing!

Probably has been posted before, but I hadn't seen it and it made me laugh.

World Cup Actors vrs. Tour De France Actors

Italian fork

FODA-SE

New plan bois

Why cannot we just all get long?

Soon

Logo design

Golden Age

area51

Let's test this thing out

They ain’t going to find nothing...

Anon has a gf

Snug, don't fug

I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!

welp

Karen , Don't do it ....

Ara ara, meet ora ora

somebodys gonna need to get a better translator

Trolling your parents

No chill professor

I have the most confidence in today's youth

If my cat had an Instagram: Just chillin', might knock something off the table later.

I haven't been this hopeful for the future in a long time

Say wat

Unleash him

*portal noises*

First time I was invited to paint faces at the school carnival. Last time, too.

For real - what are the chances lol?

Somehow Willie Nelson looks the least stoned.

and they called infinity war the most ambitious crossover in history

End of conversation

We will cast ourselves into the fire

So I installed candycrush on my mom‘s ipad. She says she doesn’t play a lot, I don’t believe her!

It was funny

The plot thiccens

livestream

Nice subwoofers

This is a random comic I saw that I wanted to share.

This headline at a theater

Well, that sucked.

This notepad's history is like your hair's

monkaS

Y E S

welp

sauce?

So that's where it went!

One of my coworker had his last night in the restaurant industry tonight. This was his last check ever.

Would the real Kylie please stand up?

Gotta be a yeeter

If insurance companies had nightmares...

She REALLY didn't think that through.

Oh? You're approaching me?

BILLS, BILLS, BILLS!

The cat’s meow

Completely unaffected

Right back atcha.

Once reality kicks in

Homeland Security Advisory System

This judgmental frog.

I dare you ***es to walk all over me now

Elon Musk helping heat up the situation

The visual of those few Tupperware in your cabinet is all you need.

Multi Pass.

Don't Drink and Email

Today, part 5923 of our series, "Cats are ***s"

The chosen one will save us

Danny Devito's non-union Mexican equivalent.

Sorry bud

Because every woman needs a good wing woman!

WE NEED PRATICE

Sign at a local park

Don't underestimate us

oh no

neat

Thought my yard sale sign might be enjoyed here.