Don't Drink and Email

Today, part 5923 of our series, "Cats are ***s"

The chosen one will save us

Danny Devito's non-union Mexican equivalent.

Sorry bud

Because every woman needs a good wing woman!

WE NEED PRATICE

Sign at a local park

Don't underestimate us

oh no

neat

Thought my yard sale sign might be enjoyed here.

Some things are worth waiting for

welp

What are white people known for eating? Pasta?

Yearly reminder that,"If your party ain't lit like this,then dont consider me in the invitation list."

New Happy Meal Toy

‪Normal‬ ‪vs Paranormal‬

No way this was an accident

Tax the rich?

1up

Hey Shithead

Here goes your social skills

We here

they aren't that far from dankmeme culture to be honest

I thought this was a Doge, but it was knot.

Nice.

So it's come to this... thanks lickers

Gimli

Soon

Sky Raisins. It’s what’s for dinner.

Well you don't have to be so forward about it

Investing in American Jobs

I almost took a girl home until this guy showed up

You go girl! Drop the beat!

We all know the right answer

Thanks for the reminder doc

Country? I thought we were gonna be a rock band?

The chamber of secrets

One year later and I’m still happy about my divorce.

Florida

Just thought I’d check in on the dogs

This Amazon review...

Am i too late to the party

Even with a hurricane coming

Meloncholy

Cardboard Dreams

I'm glad they put out a sign, I might not have noticed.

chill mom, its a lifestyle

Juan Wick

I think that's because it's a House phone..

"please assist me adoptive life forms"

Taco Bell playgrounds

Searle-y not

Hold on

You are not wort--

This is real.. Absolutely.

What a grind

Just a little pick me up for this fine night

wash

Sound the horn of ｃｏｐｉｎｇ

we will prevail

Watashi wa Doggu desu

run

Men giving men relationship advice

Now that's a tip

Apologetic

And that’s a fact.

anon doesn't know what wholesome is

Take care of yourself, bro...

An amazing new kind of zipper

This man's chest tattoo

THIS IS REAL

Jumping on the bandwagon

Well done Twix?

Never ever wear flesh colored leggings!!

john wick

They sent a tall reporter to interview the Bagel Boss Freakout guy.

yeah why?

***ING KYLES

How he told me about date night

DAMNNN

I couldn't get a cherry icee yesterday so I hope this makes up for it

First Day on the Job vs 1 Year on the Job.

His face tho

Good job. Thank you!

Dear Disney, this is all I want in the new Mulan Movie.

Goofy and Pluto are both dogs

Hopefully they don't get separated...

The Legend has done it again

Chocolate lives matter!

Mother and newborn calf

oh sh*t

Animals with Misleading Names

You are all invited !

Must have seen Airplane! 100 times and never noticed the background at the Mayo Clinic.

OK:::

This cutting board

Ha ha what a good joke fellow citizen

orgy