Ara ara, meet ora ora

somebodys gonna need to get a better translator

Trolling your parents

No chill professor

I have the most confidence in today's youth

If my cat had an Instagram: Just chillin', might knock something off the table later.

I haven't been this hopeful for the future in a long time

Say wat

Unleash him

*portal noises*

First time I was invited to paint faces at the school carnival. Last time, too.

For real - what are the chances lol?

Somehow Willie Nelson looks the least stoned.

and they called infinity war the most ambitious crossover in history

End of conversation

We will cast ourselves into the fire

So I installed candycrush on my mom‘s ipad. She says she doesn’t play a lot, I don’t believe her!

It was funny

The plot thiccens

livestream

Nice subwoofers

This is a random comic I saw that I wanted to share.

This headline at a theater

Well, that sucked.

This notepad's history is like your hair's

monkaS

Y E S

welp

sauce?

So that's where it went!

One of my coworker had his last night in the restaurant industry tonight. This was his last check ever.

Would the real Kylie please stand up?

Gotta be a yeeter

If insurance companies had nightmares...

She REALLY didn't think that through.

Oh? You're approaching me?

BILLS, BILLS, BILLS!

The cat’s meow

Completely unaffected

Right back atcha.

Once reality kicks in

Homeland Security Advisory System

This judgmental frog.

I dare you ***es to walk all over me now

Elon Musk helping heat up the situation

The visual of those few Tupperware in your cabinet is all you need.

Multi Pass.

Don't Drink and Email

Today, part 5923 of our series, "Cats are ***s"

The chosen one will save us

Danny Devito's non-union Mexican equivalent.

Sorry bud

Because every woman needs a good wing woman!

WE NEED PRATICE

Sign at a local park

Don't underestimate us

oh no

neat

Thought my yard sale sign might be enjoyed here.

Some things are worth waiting for

welp

What are white people known for eating? Pasta?

Yearly reminder that,"If your party ain't lit like this,then dont consider me in the invitation list."

New Happy Meal Toy

‪Normal‬ ‪vs Paranormal‬

No way this was an accident

Tax the rich?

1up

Hey Shithead

Here goes your social skills

We here

they aren't that far from dankmeme culture to be honest

I thought this was a Doge, but it was knot.

Nice.

So it's come to this... thanks lickers

Gimli

Soon

Sky Raisins. It’s what’s for dinner.

Well you don't have to be so forward about it

Investing in American Jobs

I almost took a girl home until this guy showed up

You go girl! Drop the beat!

We all know the right answer

Thanks for the reminder doc

Country? I thought we were gonna be a rock band?

The chamber of secrets

One year later and I’m still happy about my divorce.

Florida

Just thought I’d check in on the dogs

This Amazon review...

Am i too late to the party

Even with a hurricane coming

Meloncholy

Cardboard Dreams

I'm glad they put out a sign, I might not have noticed.

chill mom, its a lifestyle

Juan Wick

I think that's because it's a House phone..

"please assist me adoptive life forms"

Taco Bell playgrounds