For real - what are the chances lol?
Somehow Willie Nelson looks the least stoned.
and they called infinity war the most ambitious crossover in history
End of conversation
We will cast ourselves into the fire
So I installed candycrush on my mom‘s ipad. She says she doesn’t play a lot, I don’t believe her!
It was funny
The plot thiccens
livestream
Nice subwoofers
This is a random comic I saw that I wanted to share.
This headline at a theater
Well, that sucked.
This notepad's history is like your hair's
monkaS
Y E S
welp
sauce?
So that's where it went!
One of my coworker had his last night in the restaurant industry tonight. This was his last check ever.
Would the real Kylie please stand up?
Gotta be a yeeter
If insurance companies had nightmares...
She REALLY didn't think that through.
Oh? You're approaching me?
BILLS, BILLS, BILLS!
The cat’s meow
Completely unaffected
Right back atcha.
Once reality kicks in
Homeland Security Advisory System
This judgmental frog.
I dare you ***es to walk all over me now
Elon Musk helping heat up the situation
The visual of those few Tupperware in your cabinet is all you need.
Multi Pass.
Don't Drink and Email
Today, part 5923 of our series, "Cats are ***s"
The chosen one will save us
Danny Devito's non-union Mexican equivalent.
Sorry bud
Because every woman needs a good wing woman!
WE NEED PRATICE
Sign at a local park
Don't underestimate us
oh no
neat
Thought my yard sale sign might be enjoyed here.
Some things are worth waiting for
welp
What are white people known for eating? Pasta?
Yearly reminder that,"If your party ain't lit like this,then dont consider me in the invitation list."
New Happy Meal Toy
Normal vs Paranormal
No way this was an accident
Tax the rich?
1up
Hey Shithead
Here goes your social skills
We here
they aren't that far from dankmeme culture to be honest
I thought this was a Doge, but it was knot.
Nice.
So it's come to this... thanks lickers
Gimli
Soon
Sky Raisins. It’s what’s for dinner.
Well you don't have to be so forward about it
Investing in American Jobs
I almost took a girl home until this guy showed up
You go girl! Drop the beat!
We all know the right answer
Thanks for the reminder doc
Country? I thought we were gonna be a rock band?
The chamber of secrets
One year later and I’m still happy about my divorce.
Florida
Just thought I’d check in on the dogs
This Amazon review...
Am i too late to the party
Even with a hurricane coming
Meloncholy
Cardboard Dreams
I'm glad they put out a sign, I might not have noticed.
chill mom, its a lifestyle
Juan Wick
I think that's because it's a House phone..
"please assist me adoptive life forms"
Taco Bell playgrounds
Searle-y not
Hold on
You are not wort--
This is real.. Absolutely.
What a grind
Just a little pick me up for this fine night
wash
Sound the horn of ｃｏｐｉｎｇ
we will prevail
Watashi wa Doggu desu
run